Counting Down: 29 Days
Having nothing to do is driving me insane. yes. there's no goals to accomplish, no problems to solve. maybe i should just make my own problems... and then solve them. mm.... sounds like a plan, robert. i like it. how much water would it take to smother an wooden chair set ablaze? i dunno, but there's plenty of wooden chairs in here. let's find out. why not?
The most exciting thing that happened today was discovering ants crawling all over my body while watching "The Aviator" and trying to get rid of them. Apparently a colony of marauding ants decided to invade the kitchen, where I was sitting while watching the movie. As a newly admitted Anteater, I showed them who's boss by chewing them up and spitting them out.
...just kidding. You thought I was serious, didn't you? Crushed ants smell waxy, but I have yet to find out how they taste. I've read that termites taste nutty and are really good, if you can ignore the wings scratching the side of your throat while being pushed down by peristalsis. Anteaters eat termites as well. Maybe I can find a few lurking within my bedroom walls. Mmmmm... *drool*
I almost want to go to band camp.
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New mouse arriving in... gasp! Later today! Good-bye, old mouse. Almost time to put you out of misery.
The most exciting thing that happened today was discovering ants crawling all over my body while watching "The Aviator" and trying to get rid of them. Apparently a colony of marauding ants decided to invade the kitchen, where I was sitting while watching the movie. As a newly admitted Anteater, I showed them who's boss by chewing them up and spitting them out.
...just kidding. You thought I was serious, didn't you? Crushed ants smell waxy, but I have yet to find out how they taste. I've read that termites taste nutty and are really good, if you can ignore the wings scratching the side of your throat while being pushed down by peristalsis. Anteaters eat termites as well. Maybe I can find a few lurking within my bedroom walls. Mmmmm... *drool*
I almost want to go to band camp.
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New mouse arriving in... gasp! Later today! Good-bye, old mouse. Almost time to put you out of misery.