I've been back...for. Wait. When did I get back? Whatever.
The point is, I've returned. Not like any of you idiots people care or anything.
Where the hell has Kankuro been?
Well, at any rate, he left some brownies on the counter for me to eat. They were so fucking tasty alright.
Happy belated birthday, otoutou. I hear you've been confusing TenTen that loser for me. Please stop. I'm much more talented and prettier than her.
I picked up a gift for you during my time away.
I have a feeling there will be a need for much opiqery in the coming weeks.