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EASTER'S CANCELLED, SORRY KIDS.
♪♫Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Easter's on its way
Bringin' ev'ry girl and boy
A basketful of Easter joy
Things to make your Easter
Bright and gay
He's got jelly beans for Tommy
Colored eggs for sister Sue
There's an orchid for your mommy
And an Easter bonnet too. Oh!♪♫
The part you don't know, kids, is this bunny trail is really interstate 70, and I hit him with my massive Sports Utility Vehicle, flattening his rabbit body and shattering each and every bone. :) HAPPY EASTER FOLKS! :D
...Anyone up for some rabbit for dinner tonight? :D My treat!