the cow goes moo

Jan 23, 2006 19:42

Man, our house sucks. I sat on the couch the other day but the tv wasnt on. And I couldnt find the remote... but when I stuck my ravishingly skilled fingers in between the couch pillows, I pulled out the most perfect sandwich ever. It was like a sign from the gods. While chomping down on this awesome sandwich and gazing at the mud angels all over our walls, I reached a conclusion.

The kazekages need a butler.

....

Or better yet, a maid.

I wonder if I could get that one Hyuuga boy to take the job. He seems like the type to get down to business, slap on an apron and scrub our floors. Hell yeah, we should get a whole STAFF of those konoha kids waiting on our hand and foot. Gaara could finally get the sand out of his vagina and maybe even Temari could buy herself a boyfriend. I got dibs on Kiba.
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