I have returned from the deep darkness of my solitude
After enduring Shino's rejection, Hinata's period of celibacy, and the
studden strike of wedding fever that seems to have swept over all of
you, not to mention excessive use of sap no jutsu, I decided to spend
the last couple weeks isolating myself, moping and turning into a woman
eating lots of chocolate. At first I was determined to keep going
forever, but when I began to bare my soul through poetry yesterday (the inky streaks my pen made on the paper were as black as my loveless heart), I realized that I was beginning to resemble Neji.
After the ensuing fit of banging my head against the wall and screaming in horror, I left the house, got a shave and a haircut, and joined a dating agency.
My submission:
Hey ladies. My name is Inuzuka Kiba. If you want a guy with washboard abs, stunning hair and dog breath wild eyes, I'm your man. I may be experienced, but that doesn't mean I'm not sensitive and willing to commit. I enjoy chasing cars taking long walks in the park, spending time with your friends so feel free to bring them over...frequently...preferably wearing little-to-no clothing, and writing poetry. Seeking anything with a sex drive interested female who is willing to be my life partner girlfriend. You know you want me.
So far there are no replies, but I'm optimistic. If I ever start to go emo again, someone do me a favor and kill me unless I end up doing it myself first.
After the ensuing fit of banging my head against the wall and screaming in horror, I left the house, got a shave and a haircut, and joined a dating agency.
My submission:
Hey ladies. My name is Inuzuka Kiba. If you want a guy with washboard abs, stunning hair and dog breath wild eyes, I'm your man. I may be experienced, but that doesn't mean I'm not sensitive and willing to commit. I enjoy chasing cars taking long walks in the park, spending time with your friends so feel free to bring them over...frequently...preferably wearing little-to-no clothing, and writing poetry. Seeking anything with a sex drive interested female who is willing to be my life partner girlfriend. You know you want me.
So far there are no replies, but I'm optimistic. If I ever start to go emo again, someone do me a favor and kill me unless I end up doing it myself first.