WTF?
I've been trying to change my image lately, but today I got the impression that
my parents aren't too happy about it. See, they started having this conversation, and I happened to catch a few choice phrases that all went something like "disgrace to our clan" and "what are we going to do about him?" and "he's just going through a phase". My mom was fucking distraught! Or was that my dad? It's kinda hard to tell sometimes...
They're totally overreacting. I mean, damn, it could be a lot worse, it's not like I'm gay or something. Aha! Ahaha…ha…ha… (Okay, so there was that one time with Kanky, but we were both drunk and all the girls were taken and the condoms were just lying there - can't blame us for not wanting to waste some perfectly good latex. Shut up Shino, I've never cheated on you in my life.) Everyone knows I'm all about Hinata's ghetto booty.
Anyway, my parents were having this conversation, and then my sister joined in too! She was talking about me being "geometrically challenged" or some shit like that. Guh. Whatever that means. Who can ever understand what girls are saying anyway?
Well, they've all gotta be blind and tasteless, cuz I happen to like having stars painted on my cheeks, thankew-very-much.
They're totally overreacting. I mean, damn, it could be a lot worse, it's not like I'm gay or something. Aha! Ahaha…ha…ha… (Okay, so there was that one time with Kanky, but we were both drunk and all the girls were taken and the condoms were just lying there - can't blame us for not wanting to waste some perfectly good latex. Shut up Shino, I've never cheated on you in my life.) Everyone knows I'm all about Hinata's ghetto booty.
Anyway, my parents were having this conversation, and then my sister joined in too! She was talking about me being "geometrically challenged" or some shit like that. Guh. Whatever that means. Who can ever understand what girls are saying anyway?
Well, they've all gotta be blind and tasteless, cuz I happen to like having stars painted on my cheeks, thankew-very-much.