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I missed the onsen T__T I knew this getting in touch with my inner self business was a bad idea. But...I can't give up yet. Not now, when I'm so close to enlightenment.
Rules of Spiritual Training
1. No sex [this does not include anal, masturbation or any forms on non-penetration]
2. No angst battles. Patience, Neji, patience.
3. No stealing. Pies left on windowsills, jewelry left in the boxes, forbidden jutsus left unread.
4. Three hours a day of sleep meditation.
5. Gain ten pounds.
6. Lose fifteen due to rigorous training.
7. Walk around naked to familiarize self with body.
I shall be a different person after this week. And I will have a thinner figure *pose*
I hear Temari and Choji are going to be fighting a death match. In peanut butter. Forgive me for being completely confounded as to why they're fighting over...Shikamaru...of all people. And in peanut butter. I'm not going near either of you for at least three days after this fight, mind. I hate peanut butter. But I still want to watch. <3
Rules of Spiritual Training
1. No sex [this does not include anal, masturbation or any forms on non-penetration]
2. No angst battles. Patience, Neji, patience.
3. No stealing. Pies left on windowsills, jewelry left in the boxes, forbidden jutsus left unread.
4. Three hours a day of sleep meditation.
5. Gain ten pounds.
6. Lose fifteen due to rigorous training.
7. Walk around naked to familiarize self with body.
I shall be a different person after this week. And I will have a thinner figure *pose*
I hear Temari and Choji are going to be fighting a death match. In peanut butter. Forgive me for being completely confounded as to why they're fighting over...Shikamaru...of all people. And in peanut butter. I'm not going near either of you for at least three days after this fight, mind. I hate peanut butter. But I still want to watch. <3