herodula!!
OMG!! TODAY WAS AMAZING!! imax trip!! -mad, marie, melissa, shalini, dora--
bugs movie--
OMFG!! some of hte funniest stuff all year right here... (3D bug porn- does it get any BETTER than THAT??!! [the answer is no])
it was about papilio and hierodula... papilio is a fat caterpillar/ buteeful butterfly. HE IS A CHAMPION EATER--- JUST LIKE ME!!!lmao
hierodula is a SEXY (LITERALLY) PRAYING MANTIS!! best scene ever= hierodula has sexual intercourse with a female mantis. im like PORN!!. so anyway best line ever:: "the female charms hierodula by wiggling and giving off a seductive scent." ahh!! obviously, we couldn't stop wiggling and giving off seductive scents for the rest of the day. and annoying shalini by telling her to wiggle cus she has a seductive scent. and then heirodula has to stroke the female "mate" it was quite graphic. i mean it really looked WRONG. and then earlier we had seen hierodula nude (shedding his skin) so yea we were just having so much fun with this movie and the totally hip 7th graders behind us... but then!! the ending!! heirodula eats papillo!!! we were all crying... so then at the end we made a decision that we will have a funeral:
IN LOVING MEMORY OF PAPILIO.
MAY HE ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED AS A CHAMPION EATER.
(and may that evil murderer hierodula be forgiven and remembered as the sex god and porn star that he is:) )
and then melissa and i shared popcorn and watched the t-rex movie, which wasnt really exciting except for the fact that the girl is pathetically in love with the tyrannosaurus rex. (who happens to be a female)
and then we got to go to the food court!! yay!! go sesame chiken rice bowl!
and then we were waiting a long time and went into fye to find legolas cardboard thing but we got off track. but dora nicely told us that orlando bloomm lost his virginity at age 13 with a "british rose" lol
and then!! we saw a cell phone color that said "bitch, sultry slut, porn star.. etc" so it like totally fits hierodula!
and then on the bus (o and on the way there mad and i sang ave q the whole time) we talked about doppelgangers. im gonna be my own doppelganger for halloween! ha!
then after mad and i missed math league so we went to mun which wasnt really fun b/c i was horrible today. as i always am. and the teacher doesnt like me and im never gonna go to nyc. SHIT. o well id quit but i like it too much... except for the fact that i suck.
THE END!!
I AN HEIRODULA'S MATE!
bugs movie--
OMFG!! some of hte funniest stuff all year right here... (3D bug porn- does it get any BETTER than THAT??!! [the answer is no])
it was about papilio and hierodula... papilio is a fat caterpillar/ buteeful butterfly. HE IS A CHAMPION EATER--- JUST LIKE ME!!!lmao
hierodula is a SEXY (LITERALLY) PRAYING MANTIS!! best scene ever= hierodula has sexual intercourse with a female mantis. im like PORN!!. so anyway best line ever:: "the female charms hierodula by wiggling and giving off a seductive scent." ahh!! obviously, we couldn't stop wiggling and giving off seductive scents for the rest of the day. and annoying shalini by telling her to wiggle cus she has a seductive scent. and then heirodula has to stroke the female "mate" it was quite graphic. i mean it really looked WRONG. and then earlier we had seen hierodula nude (shedding his skin) so yea we were just having so much fun with this movie and the totally hip 7th graders behind us... but then!! the ending!! heirodula eats papillo!!! we were all crying... so then at the end we made a decision that we will have a funeral:
IN LOVING MEMORY OF PAPILIO.
MAY HE ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED AS A CHAMPION EATER.
(and may that evil murderer hierodula be forgiven and remembered as the sex god and porn star that he is:) )
and then melissa and i shared popcorn and watched the t-rex movie, which wasnt really exciting except for the fact that the girl is pathetically in love with the tyrannosaurus rex. (who happens to be a female)
and then we got to go to the food court!! yay!! go sesame chiken rice bowl!
and then we were waiting a long time and went into fye to find legolas cardboard thing but we got off track. but dora nicely told us that orlando bloomm lost his virginity at age 13 with a "british rose" lol
and then!! we saw a cell phone color that said "bitch, sultry slut, porn star.. etc" so it like totally fits hierodula!
and then on the bus (o and on the way there mad and i sang ave q the whole time) we talked about doppelgangers. im gonna be my own doppelganger for halloween! ha!
then after mad and i missed math league so we went to mun which wasnt really fun b/c i was horrible today. as i always am. and the teacher doesnt like me and im never gonna go to nyc. SHIT. o well id quit but i like it too much... except for the fact that i suck.
THE END!!
I AN HEIRODULA'S MATE!