i've got a theory

Jan 13, 2011 04:04

I know I am several years late to both these parties WHAT CAN I SAY, I LIKE TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE, but I don't even think TV Tropes has this THEORY WHAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.  SORRY ABOUT THE SPAMMING.  I HAD AN EPIPHANY.

The First as Jenny:  I am something you can't even conceive.  The First Evil.  Beyond sin, beyond death.  I am the thing the darkness fears.  You'll never see me, but I am everywhere.  Every being, every thought, every drop of hate.  (Amends)

Giles:  The First predates everything we've ever known. Or can know. It's everywhere, it's pure.  (Bring on the Night)

The First as Warren:  I'm more than that.  More than flesh.
The First as Glory:  I honestly don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me.
The First as Adam:  I can be patient.  Everything is well within parameters....You're right where you belong.
The First as Dru:  You'll always be mine....That's where we're going...
The First as the Master:  ....right back to the beginning....It's not about right. Not about wrong.
The First as Buffy:  It's about power.  (Lessons)

cf

Baltar:  I would choose to call this something "God", a singular spark that dwells in the soul of every living being. If you look inside yourself you will find that spark too. (Escape Velocity)

Head!Baltar:  You know it doesn't like that name.  (Finale of Hate and Narrative Doom)
Head!Six:  God has a plan for you, Gaius.  He has a plan for everything and everyone.  (33)
Head!Six:  If you would give yourself over to God's will, you'd find peace in HIm, like I have.  (Six Degrees)
Baltar:  God is not on any one's side. God is a force of nature. Beyond good and evil.  (Finale That Is Beyond Suck)

QED:  The BSG god is the First Evil.  I'M BAD.  BADDIE BAD BAD.  DOES IT MAKE YOU WANT TO NUKE AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION, RUN AROUND THE GALAXY LIKE CHICKENS WITH YOUR HEADS CUT OFF, AND ESCHEW ALL LAW, TECHNOLOGY, AND MEDICINE?  Or horny.

KIDS.  THAT STUPID FINALE.  AND ALSO EVERYTHING ELSE.  LAWYERED.  (Obviously there are Serious Thoughts about the destruction of less-patriarchal polytheist societies being ordered by the eventually-validated OTD in BSG, compared to the protection/empowerment of a matrilineal society being the key to defeating basically the same OTD in the Buffyverse.  SPANISH INQUISITION YAY is probably not the intended moral of the story here and all, but I'm going to go out on a limb and argue that that 'probably" should be unnecessary.  But this post is just for the twenty minutes of giggling this brought me tonight.)

bsg, btvs/ats

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