i'm having a terrible night. wanna make it better?
Helo is totally that southern girl at Cheer Camp who tells the legend of the Spirit Stick in deadly seriousness.
Can I get a before and after curse picture with y’all? It is just so important to keep these traditions alive! My mama always said….hey! Where are you going?
The one tough pick was Lee, because he exists to torture my soul. At first I thought of the kid who tries out for the cheer squad because her snotty sister makes her and half-asses it because she really doesn’t want to be there. And I almost went with it, but that little girl knows how to SHUT THE FUCK UP and therefore the analogy was fatally flawed. Then I thought for a fleeting second about Torrence’s deliberately Sensitive boyfriend, but then I realized (a) the squick factor outweighed even the unseriousness of this whole exercise and (b) you know Lee has no idea that the loser sneeze is dead. So I just picked the biggest drama queen.
VERMIN!!!!!!!!!
LOL you all thought I forgot, didn’t you. What are you, new here?
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Bitch, please.
(Photos: Big Red, Eliza, Clare, and Sparky from hotflick.net; Kirsten and Gabrielle from fanpop.com; the squad as pictured on ign.com; Kara is obviously the beautiful Kara icon I use all the time by girly_graphix ; all other BSG visuals are caps from frak-that.com. This picture crap is exhausting when it’s just choosing one, I don’t know how you icon makers all do it.)
