My first fun IM spam! Wooo!
Restore Chaos: have you ever had a boner so big and hard and never none what to do with yourself? if you have then come visit my wecam and chat at www.bonerfiedrelief.com. i want your cock and i love to talk about what you would have me do to you and i love to knwo your watchign me on my webcam. im so hot and horny and i want you and i know you want me too. so dont just sit there whip it out and head to my website and start the pleasure
Optimistic Zero: well, I have, but I usually just end up masturbating with a slinky and a slab of toothpaste
Restore Chaos: ohhh thats so hott
Restore Chaos: you must have a giant cock
Optimistic Zero: mmmm yeah, you like that, don't you
Restore Chaos: i knwo one kid who used a flashlight filled with jello
Optimistic Zero: you bet your sweet ass I do
Optimistic Zero: yeah, they sell those now, but with lips molded to them
Restore Chaos: sspeaking of your giant dick and ym sweet ass
Restore Chaos: when does the party start
Optimistic Zero: when I find out where you live
They then logged off. (Side note, their info was the theme song from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
And that was one of the more fun recent conversations I've had in a long time! NOTE: The site doesn't even exist!