-twitch....takes out borrows the family Tech 9 and prepares it-

Nov 20, 2004 02:20

I'm unbelievably unhappy right now.

I can't even fall asleep, I'm so pissed.

Approximately three hours ago, three friends thought it would be an EXCELLENT idea to come to my abode and bother me. I go outside to see what they want.

One has a bag in his hand.

The other is grinning from ear to ear.

The last has a video camera on and is most likely taping the entire thing.

Now, mind you, I'm in my hunter green and pink silk pajamas...

Its friggin 11 something at night.

I'm practically "unpresentable".

Anyway, of course I overreact and tell them to get the hell out, but who listens to me, huh?

Suddenly, the one with the bag thinks of the best idea that has ever crossed his short years of life.

And throws some sort of balloons at me and sprays me with silly string.

Well I'll be damned.

I was now in silk pajamas, AND I had silly string and balloons slipping underneath my barely buttoned shirt.

I was so stunned...

So angry...

So full of murderous intent...

That I walked back into my home.

That's right.

I just turned about face and marched inside.

Didn't say a word.

Silence sometimes says the most.

But let this be known.

I'm mad as Hell, and I will not take this anymore.
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