sort of a story. but not really. mostly just hilarity.

Mar 29, 2008 21:31

pocky_slash: I am so happy
pocky_slash: about this clip show of Serenade because omg. hilARity. I am so on the Perry train now. I wasn't before, but I've grown to love him almost as much as I love Ronnie.
quackerscooper: "Not only do we write hit song after hit song, but we also have great cheekbones."
pocky_slash: OMG I KNOW. WHAT EVEN?
quackerscooper: I told you, man, Perry is great.
pocky_slash: but, okay, here's the thing, I keep watching this and THINKING THINGS.
pocky_slash: because I'm working on stupid NaNo novel that has taken over my fucking life and subconcious
pocky_slash: and there's all this drama and crap BUT wouldn't it be AWESOME if it were a different kind of drama and crap?
quackerscooper: Oh. Oh lord. I think I know where this is going. And I'm not sure if it's brilliant or insane.
pocky_slash: HWH REALITY SHOW. I mean, okay, the only reality shows I watch are the talent based ones, so I'd have to find some way to get them all in the house together. Make them have something in common or something.
pocky_slash: And I honestly don't think Mirek would sign up for something like that on his own.
quackerscooper: Oh, no way. Valentine did it for him.
pocky_slash: Maybe that's the premise? Your friends nominate you or something?
quackerscooper: Do you really need a purpose? Are you seriously considering this? These are had questions you have to ask yourself, dear. You and your obsessive time-lining.
pocky_slash: True, true. But when I fantasize about the scenario I'd like to have the full picture.
pocky_slash: I mean, can you imagine HWH if they could all give testimonials and weren't scared for their lives all the time? It would be full of bitching about each other.
quackerscooper: "Gideon's thumb thing was cute at first, but now it's just so annoying! And Mirek still dotes on him about it! God, it's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen!"
pocky_slash: "Mirek seems like a nice guy and all, but is it that fucking hard to do your own laundry? I mean really!"
quackerscooper: And everyone complaining about how disgustingly cute Gideon and Mirek are.
pocky_slash: And the producers getting angry with them for having a perfectly sweet and drama-free and chaste-on-camera relationships instead of having massive drama.
quackerscooper: Did you know that PR contestants have to sign a contract promising not to have sex with each other during the show?
quackerscooper: Oh, wait, you do.
quackerscooper: You sent me that article.
pocky_slash: I don't know what would be more hilarious, the boys trying to restrain themselves for the length of the series or the two of them trying to slip-away to find non-camera infested places to get off.
quackerscooper: That's a hard one.
pocky_slash: This would be SO HILARIOUS.
pocky_slash: I lov eit so much.
quackerscooper: I kind of love it, too. God, that's sad.
pocky_slash: We'll have to work on this.
quackerscooper: You'll have to work on this. I wash my hands of it.
pocky_slash: I'll have to work on it at you.
quackerscooper: That's... mildly acceptable.

fic: crack

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