i hope he's not wearing that shirt!
HEY GUYS REMEMBER ETHAN HAWKE? HE IS ON TEEVEE RIGHT NOW!
OR SHORTLY, AT LEAST!
OKAY IT'S ON NOW. I'M PRETTY EXCITED.
Oh god, why has he STILL NOT GOTTEN A HAIRCUT? SERIOUSLY!
Hey, he's not wearing that red shirt! GOOD JOB I HOPE YOU BURNED IT, ETHAN.
Oh god, is he wearing that other flower shirt under that velvet suit? Oh, no, stripes. THAT IS ACCEPTABLE. GOOD CHOICE. Down with those flowered shirts.
Oh god, Ethan Hawke never being employee of the month! and giving away the secrets of Burger King. I hope they sue him, only because it would be hilARious. "I used to make Whoppers." "Like, at Burger King, or in your spare time?"
Oh man, I just remembered why I love Conan.
I'm glad they're talking about Star Wars again. They totally did that last time Ethan was on.
OH MY GOD ETHAN AS A WOOKIE. WHY IS THAT HILARIOUS? Also, is he wearing cowboy boots? Velvet suit, pinstripe shirt and cowboy boots. GOOD FASHION SENSE.
CHEWIE IS HUGGING HIM. WHY IS THIS THE MOST AMAZING THIGN I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE? SERIOUSLY I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHTER.
Well, that was exciting!
OR SHORTLY, AT LEAST!
OKAY IT'S ON NOW. I'M PRETTY EXCITED.
Oh god, why has he STILL NOT GOTTEN A HAIRCUT? SERIOUSLY!
Hey, he's not wearing that red shirt! GOOD JOB I HOPE YOU BURNED IT, ETHAN.
Oh god, is he wearing that other flower shirt under that velvet suit? Oh, no, stripes. THAT IS ACCEPTABLE. GOOD CHOICE. Down with those flowered shirts.
Oh god, Ethan Hawke never being employee of the month! and giving away the secrets of Burger King. I hope they sue him, only because it would be hilARious. "I used to make Whoppers." "Like, at Burger King, or in your spare time?"
Oh man, I just remembered why I love Conan.
I'm glad they're talking about Star Wars again. They totally did that last time Ethan was on.
OH MY GOD ETHAN AS A WOOKIE. WHY IS THAT HILARIOUS? Also, is he wearing cowboy boots? Velvet suit, pinstripe shirt and cowboy boots. GOOD FASHION SENSE.
CHEWIE IS HUGGING HIM. WHY IS THIS THE MOST AMAZING THIGN I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE? SERIOUSLY I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHTER.
Well, that was exciting!