it's been almost a year!
Since I last did this meme. Which is crazy, considering _morning_glow and I talk about it all the time. This meme even has its own tag.
Anyway, for those of you who, I dunno, fell and hit your head on something and can no longer draw simple conclusions from looking at a fairly self-explanatory meme, the rules are as follows:
1. Make a list of ten "celebrities" you would have sex with right now, no questions asked.
2. Post it in your journal.
Note: So, as I'm sure most of you remember, I like to do this meme with pictures. But today I was lazy and I just used pictures I had on my harddrive. So yeah, a lot of them are screencaps? Not that, you know, anyone cares.
Note 2: I've noticed that there are always four boys on this list. Three of them always stay the same and one changes. Interesting.
Top Ten "Celebrities" I Would Totally Do Right Now
one; Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart is my husband. He has been for, you know, eight hundred years. There are some things that just don't change, people. I like to say that I liked Jon before I knew I liked girls, and that's basically true. There is just something about his intelligence and wit and self-deprecation that I find incredibly appealling. He's really just... totally enthralling to me. And clearly very sexy.
two; Anne Hathaway
The past two times I've done this meme, Anne has been number two. Can you blame me? She's gorgeous, completely gorgeous, and not in an overly-done-up anorexic way like so many of my generation's "celebrities." (Okay, so she's wearing a lot of makeup in this picture, but still.) So hot. omg. I love her a lot.
three; Kristen Bell
If I wanted to, I could throw up an incredibly old!school picture of her here from back in the Tom Sawyer days. Also if I wanted to, I could probably unearth from my extensive collection of videos a clip of her and Josh Park on the Rosie O'Donnell show. I love Kristen and I think she's really adorable. I'm not a huge fan of some of the hair/makeup/clothing choices she makes, but when it gets down to it, it doesn't matter what she's in --she's beautiful.
four; Ethan Hawke
Oh god, remember this guy? Remember how he can't dress himself? Remember how he's crazy? Remember how I met him? Remember, mostly, how he really can't dress himself? Remember the top hat? Remember the bowtie? Remember the boyfriend suits with RSL?
Oh, Ethan Hawke. Why am I in love with you?
five; Rachael Leigh Cook
I have a thing for redheads and Rachael Leigh Cook as Josie in Josie and the Pussycats was really just fuel for the fire. After watching the movie 23498023489024 times, I was also pleased to discover that she's also hot without red hair! Imagine that!
six; Rosario Dawson
It's like a mini-me-having-sex-with-the-cast-of-JatP thing over here, isn't it? Um, Rosario Dawson is hot. And she has nice breasts. And she's got a really pretty smile. And she's hot. The end!
seven; Tina Majorino
I don't know where Tina Majorino came from, but yeah. Wow. She's just... totally, utterly adorable. I can't get over it. And with Kristen Bell? There's a reason Veronica/Mac is the hottest pairing just about ever.
eight; Danica McKellar
Guys, this is a picture of Danica McKellar WITH A KITTEN. It does not get any cuter than this. Seriously. Danica is not only gorgeous and an incredibly talented actress, but she's literally a math genius. Which, even though I'm not too keen on math, still manages to be unbearably sexy.
nine; Josh Malina
Shut up. Just. Shut up. I don't understand it either. Leave me alone.
nine point five; Julie Delpy
How pretty is she? I love Julie. I love her even more when she's exasperatedly putting up with Ethan Hawke's antics. I love her even MORE when she and Ethan and Richard Linklater use their magical trio powers to fight crime. Or at least make awesome movies. This isn't the greatest picture of her on the planet, but it's still better than about 3/4ths of Ethan Hawke's pictures. (Remember how Ethan Hawke can't take a decent picture to save his life?)
ten; Ewan McGregor
Another person I've been a fan of for a long time. Whenever I explain my obsession with him, I tell this story: When I first heard he was going to play Obi-Wan I got really irrationally upset because I was afraid he was going to ruin my favourite character. That they just hired some pretty face who was going to be terrible. Clearly I was proven wrong. I fell in love with him after that and saw just about every movie he ever made. He's amazingly hot.
And another meme, as I pack:
Pick out one of my interests that you are curious about/confused about/don't understand and I'll explain it to you. Because I'm cool like that.
Now, back to packing!
Anyway, for those of you who, I dunno, fell and hit your head on something and can no longer draw simple conclusions from looking at a fairly self-explanatory meme, the rules are as follows:
1. Make a list of ten "celebrities" you would have sex with right now, no questions asked.
2. Post it in your journal.
Note: So, as I'm sure most of you remember, I like to do this meme with pictures. But today I was lazy and I just used pictures I had on my harddrive. So yeah, a lot of them are screencaps? Not that, you know, anyone cares.
Note 2: I've noticed that there are always four boys on this list. Three of them always stay the same and one changes. Interesting.
Top Ten "Celebrities" I Would Totally Do Right Now
one; Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart is my husband. He has been for, you know, eight hundred years. There are some things that just don't change, people. I like to say that I liked Jon before I knew I liked girls, and that's basically true. There is just something about his intelligence and wit and self-deprecation that I find incredibly appealling. He's really just... totally enthralling to me. And clearly very sexy.
two; Anne Hathaway
The past two times I've done this meme, Anne has been number two. Can you blame me? She's gorgeous, completely gorgeous, and not in an overly-done-up anorexic way like so many of my generation's "celebrities." (Okay, so she's wearing a lot of makeup in this picture, but still.) So hot. omg. I love her a lot.
three; Kristen Bell
If I wanted to, I could throw up an incredibly old!school picture of her here from back in the Tom Sawyer days. Also if I wanted to, I could probably unearth from my extensive collection of videos a clip of her and Josh Park on the Rosie O'Donnell show. I love Kristen and I think she's really adorable. I'm not a huge fan of some of the hair/makeup/clothing choices she makes, but when it gets down to it, it doesn't matter what she's in --she's beautiful.
four; Ethan Hawke
Oh god, remember this guy? Remember how he can't dress himself? Remember how he's crazy? Remember how I met him? Remember, mostly, how he really can't dress himself? Remember the top hat? Remember the bowtie? Remember the boyfriend suits with RSL?
Oh, Ethan Hawke. Why am I in love with you?
five; Rachael Leigh Cook
I have a thing for redheads and Rachael Leigh Cook as Josie in Josie and the Pussycats was really just fuel for the fire. After watching the movie 23498023489024 times, I was also pleased to discover that she's also hot without red hair! Imagine that!
six; Rosario Dawson
It's like a mini-me-having-sex-with-the-cast-of-JatP thing over here, isn't it? Um, Rosario Dawson is hot. And she has nice breasts. And she's got a really pretty smile. And she's hot. The end!
seven; Tina Majorino
I don't know where Tina Majorino came from, but yeah. Wow. She's just... totally, utterly adorable. I can't get over it. And with Kristen Bell? There's a reason Veronica/Mac is the hottest pairing just about ever.
eight; Danica McKellar
Guys, this is a picture of Danica McKellar WITH A KITTEN. It does not get any cuter than this. Seriously. Danica is not only gorgeous and an incredibly talented actress, but she's literally a math genius. Which, even though I'm not too keen on math, still manages to be unbearably sexy.
nine; Josh Malina
Shut up. Just. Shut up. I don't understand it either. Leave me alone.
nine point five; Julie Delpy
How pretty is she? I love Julie. I love her even more when she's exasperatedly putting up with Ethan Hawke's antics. I love her even MORE when she and Ethan and Richard Linklater use their magical trio powers to fight crime. Or at least make awesome movies. This isn't the greatest picture of her on the planet, but it's still better than about 3/4ths of Ethan Hawke's pictures. (Remember how Ethan Hawke can't take a decent picture to save his life?)
ten; Ewan McGregor
Another person I've been a fan of for a long time. Whenever I explain my obsession with him, I tell this story: When I first heard he was going to play Obi-Wan I got really irrationally upset because I was afraid he was going to ruin my favourite character. That they just hired some pretty face who was going to be terrible. Clearly I was proven wrong. I fell in love with him after that and saw just about every movie he ever made. He's amazingly hot.
And another meme, as I pack:
Pick out one of my interests that you are curious about/confused about/don't understand and I'll explain it to you. Because I'm cool like that.
Now, back to packing!