happy halloween!

[pocky_slash]

I am terrible at Halloween this year, internet. I haven't carved my pumpkin yet, I missed work!Halloween because of a stupid conference I had to be at, and I I didn't even get a chance to make the Halloween treats for my workmates that I've been thinking about for two weeks. Basically, I feel like Charlie Brown at the end of It's the Great Pumpkin

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[pocky_slash]

"I think it's a good likeness?" Teyla offers tentatively. Her eyes are still laughing, though it's better than Rodney, who is still actually laughing, out loud, doubled over, big wheezing breaths. John wants to punch him.

(Ronon is also still laughing, but John knows better than to punch Ronon.)

"I didn't even know they had Halloween in this damn galaxy," John mutters, and drops the stupid rubber "Colonel Sheppard" mask to the ground before marching (with a purpose, not in a huff, of course now) back to the gate.

[seratonation]

SURPRISE SGA

[bessiemaemucho]

TRICK OR TREAT!!!!

[pocky_slash]

"But what will we do?" the producer of RuPaul's Drag Race asked in despair. "Filming for the next season is supposed to start tomorrow, but we can't have the contestants come in if the set is haunted!"

"We bring in a ringer," RuPaul said. "We'll hide someone in the contestant pool who I KNOW can get rid of the ghosts. The best drag queen ghosthunter I've ever met: Evita Felina."

"Evita Felina?" the producer said. "Doesn't Evita Felina mercilessly attack most humans? Wouldn't that be dangerous and borderline unethical for the other contestants?"

"If those bitches can't stand a little cat fight now and then, they don't deserve to win my show," RuPaul said.

[bessiemaemucho]

OH MY GOD I'M 5000 GHOSTS ABOUT THIS

LITRAL PERFECTION.

"If those bitches can't stand a little cat fight now and then, they don't deserve to win my show," RuPaul said.
So true.

[shaliara]

TRICK OR TREAT!

[pocky_slash]

When Erik comes back from carrying Raven to bed, Charles is sitting on the porch swing, eating a Twix bar. He offers the bowl of candy on his lap to Erik, who shuffles through it absently

[shaliara]

Haahahaaha, it's like I had this conversation countless times with my husband? He takes it as a hobby. I'm a easy-scared person, you know!
I LOOOOVED it, thank you <3333

[metonymy]

TRICK OR TREEEEEEEAT

[pocky_slash]

"This is a ridiculous holiday," Erik says, but it's a token protest and he doesn't stop Kitty from dragging him by the hand down the road. At twelve, Kitty thinks she may technically be a little old for trick-or-treating, but she and her friends back home were planning on going this year, so she might as well go with the kids here now that she's in New York. Especially once the professor told Erik he should take them. Erik spends most of his time locked up in his office, and Kitty finds him fascinating, even if the rest of the kids give him a wide berth. They're running ahead now, throwing glances over their shoulders while Kitty drags him along

[metonymy]

I just had to hide inside my shirt, I was grinning so hard. ERIK <3 <3 <3 KITTYYYYYYYYY <3 <3 <3 HALLOWEEN AND IDENTITY AND FEELINGS OH GOSH

[mcwonthelottery]

TRICK OR TREAT, BITCHES.

(Imma be sneaky and to the tumblr one tonight too. HOW DO YOU LIKE DEM APPLES.)

[pocky_slash]

"At what point do we trick-or-treat?"

Castiel pronounces each word precisely, as if the phrase is unfamiliar to him. Charlies figures it actually is, and that's super endearing. Everything about Castiel is super endearing. She still can't believe Dean kicked him out

[mcwonthelottery]

OHHHHH MY GOD.

shut the fuck up.

<33333333