tales from cardigan central, mobile edition, part crisis
So, one new thing is that I've been falling further and further down the Hannibal hole. But I can't bring myself to ship them! Because I tend to ship pairings I would want to be endgame! And I can't want Hannibal and Will to be together! Because Hannibal is a serial killer who eats other people as food unrepentantly! And finding out is going to destroy Will!
Margaret and Becca find this hilarious.
mcwonthelottery: i know you're at work and can't watch this now but watch it later because UGH http://www.hitfix.com/whats-alan-watching/hitfix-first-look-hannibal-is-worried-about-will-graham
(helpful related gifset http://eightshinyunicorns.tumblr.com/post/51075429263/ive-been-sleepwalking-im-experiencing)
pocky_slash: l;akjfweioafjlksd;f
WHY
DO I WANT THEM
TO LOVE EACH OTHER?
I DON'T
I DON'T WANT THAT
I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT TO MY PRECIOUS ANGEL WILL
mcwonthelottery: XD
he's losing his shit in that scene too
and hannibal gets all stern-voiced with him to snap him out of it
(i mean, on the scale of will losing his shit where he's at a constant 7, this is like a 13)
pocky_slash: Oh god
No brain, stop enjoying that thought
D:
mcwonthelottery: i'm both sad and glad that you can't see me going HEEHEEHEE at you right now
pocky_slash: :(
mcwonthelottery: [[snipped spoilers about the next episode]]
oh will
you poor baby
pocky_slash: I caaaaaaaaaaan't
My precious angel
YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD, WILLIAM
mcwonthelottery: http://media.tumblr.com/6fbbf51ff256799f74c20a91217542cf/tumblr_inline_mn5yuu9yGe1qz4rgp.gif
pocky_slash: THAT IS BASICALLY HOW I FEEL
I want to give him cake (that's not people) and pet his hair and take him to the zoo.
mcwonthelottery: hahhahaha
the ZOO?
pocky_slash: HE SEEMS TO LIKE ANIMALS
I'll let him buy whatever he wants from the souvenir stand.
mcwonthelottery: I FEEL LIKE MAYBE THE BEING HAUNTED BY A GIANT STAG THING MIGHT CANCEL OUT HIS LOVE OF DOGS
pocky_slash: WE'LL STAY AWAY FROM THE REINDEER.
Maybe we'll go to the aquarium and watch the seal show
and I'll slip the trainer a fifty to make sure she calls Will up to play with the seals.
mcwonthelottery: you have very specific desires when it comes to Will.
pocky_slash: And after we eat lunch (not people), I'll buy him a stuffed seal in the gift shop
And he can call it Winston Jr.
This is my Mary Sue Hannibal fanfiction.
mcwonthelottery: while the rest of the fandom has ENTIRELY DIFFERENT very specific desires.
mcwonthelottery: I imagine you'll write up an itinerary and at every meal you specify (not people) and he just reads it with happy tears in his eyes
pocky_slash: Yes. yes I will. "You can have WHATEVER YOU WANT, Will! None of it is people!"
pocky_slash: LOOK, I CAN'T LET MYSELF ACT ON MY DESIRE FOR WILL AND HANNIBAL TO COMFORT EACH OTHER WITH THEIR BODIES.
mcwonthelottery: YOU CAN THOUGH
IT WOULD BE SO UNEXPECTED
and then inevitably you'll write about them adopting babies and Will will have to leave little signs above the crib: "Not for eating"
pocky_slash: I CAN'T WRAP MY HEAD AROUND IT.
mcwonthelottery: I bet you could if you tried.
I bet you three-gin!Kait could
pocky_slash: I can actually see Hannibal as a better parent than Will.
But Id on't even know if three-gin!Kait could write it,.
mcwonthelottery: you can't even write the sentence about you writing it.
pocky_slash: SEE?
mcwonthelottery: I feel like three-gin!kait and i are going to watch some Hannibal this weekend
as an experiment.
mcwonthelottery: KAIT
KAITLYN
KAITLYN SUDOL
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WILL AND HANNIBAL MOVE TO BIG EDEN
pocky_slash: ::BREATHES INTO A PAPERBAG::
I DON'T
KNOW
HOW
TO
PROCESS THAT
mcwonthelottery: I think, naturally, Hannibal opens up a restaurant with Pike.
pocky_slash: Oh god
oh god
why
would you say that?
mcwonthelottery: because I'm your favorite
pocky_slash: ::weeps::
mcwonthelottery: and when Will goes crazy and rips apart the house when he hears animals, tim dekay and the home depot lesbians just come and help him patch it up, no probs
and everyone hugs and drinks tea
and then they go to the pride parade
the daily pride parade
They're like, "Man, we missed the morning pride parade, but we can still make the afternoon one!"
pocky_slash: I'm laughing so hard
but also crying on the inside
mcwonthelottery: JUST LET IT OUT, KAIT
ACCEPT YOUR FATE
pocky_slash: I CAAAAAAAAN'T
HE'S AN UNREPENTANT SERIAL KILLER
WHO EATS OTHER PEOPLE AS FOOD
AND FEEDS PEOPLE TO OTHER PEOPLE
AND WHEN WILL FINDS OUT HE'LL BE BROKEN
mcwonthelottery: BUT HE WEARS SUITS
YOU LIKE SUITS
pocky_slash: No matter how many potlucks Widow Thayer throws for him
mcwonthelottery: HAHAHA
Margaret and Becca find this hilarious.
mcwonthelottery: i know you're at work and can't watch this now but watch it later because UGH http://www.hitfix.com/whats-alan-watching/hitfix-first-look-hannibal-is-worried-about-will-graham
(helpful related gifset http://eightshinyunicorns.tumblr.com/post/51075429263/ive-been-sleepwalking-im-experiencing)
pocky_slash: l;akjfweioafjlksd;f
WHY
DO I WANT THEM
TO LOVE EACH OTHER?
I DON'T
I DON'T WANT THAT
I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT TO MY PRECIOUS ANGEL WILL
mcwonthelottery: XD
he's losing his shit in that scene too
and hannibal gets all stern-voiced with him to snap him out of it
(i mean, on the scale of will losing his shit where he's at a constant 7, this is like a 13)
pocky_slash: Oh god
No brain, stop enjoying that thought
D:
mcwonthelottery: i'm both sad and glad that you can't see me going HEEHEEHEE at you right now
pocky_slash: :(
mcwonthelottery: [[snipped spoilers about the next episode]]
oh will
you poor baby
pocky_slash: I caaaaaaaaaaan't
My precious angel
YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD, WILLIAM
mcwonthelottery: http://media.tumblr.com/6fbbf51ff256799f74c20a91217542cf/tumblr_inline_mn5yuu9yGe1qz4rgp.gif
pocky_slash: THAT IS BASICALLY HOW I FEEL
I want to give him cake (that's not people) and pet his hair and take him to the zoo.
mcwonthelottery: hahhahaha
the ZOO?
pocky_slash: HE SEEMS TO LIKE ANIMALS
I'll let him buy whatever he wants from the souvenir stand.
mcwonthelottery: I FEEL LIKE MAYBE THE BEING HAUNTED BY A GIANT STAG THING MIGHT CANCEL OUT HIS LOVE OF DOGS
pocky_slash: WE'LL STAY AWAY FROM THE REINDEER.
Maybe we'll go to the aquarium and watch the seal show
and I'll slip the trainer a fifty to make sure she calls Will up to play with the seals.
mcwonthelottery: you have very specific desires when it comes to Will.
pocky_slash: And after we eat lunch (not people), I'll buy him a stuffed seal in the gift shop
And he can call it Winston Jr.
This is my Mary Sue Hannibal fanfiction.
mcwonthelottery: while the rest of the fandom has ENTIRELY DIFFERENT very specific desires.
mcwonthelottery: I imagine you'll write up an itinerary and at every meal you specify (not people) and he just reads it with happy tears in his eyes
pocky_slash: Yes. yes I will. "You can have WHATEVER YOU WANT, Will! None of it is people!"
pocky_slash: LOOK, I CAN'T LET MYSELF ACT ON MY DESIRE FOR WILL AND HANNIBAL TO COMFORT EACH OTHER WITH THEIR BODIES.
mcwonthelottery: YOU CAN THOUGH
IT WOULD BE SO UNEXPECTED
and then inevitably you'll write about them adopting babies and Will will have to leave little signs above the crib: "Not for eating"
pocky_slash: I CAN'T WRAP MY HEAD AROUND IT.
mcwonthelottery: I bet you could if you tried.
I bet you three-gin!Kait could
pocky_slash: I can actually see Hannibal as a better parent than Will.
But Id on't even know if three-gin!Kait could write it,.
mcwonthelottery: you can't even write the sentence about you writing it.
pocky_slash: SEE?
mcwonthelottery: I feel like three-gin!kait and i are going to watch some Hannibal this weekend
as an experiment.
mcwonthelottery: KAIT
KAITLYN
KAITLYN SUDOL
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WILL AND HANNIBAL MOVE TO BIG EDEN
pocky_slash: ::BREATHES INTO A PAPERBAG::
I DON'T
KNOW
HOW
TO
PROCESS THAT
mcwonthelottery: I think, naturally, Hannibal opens up a restaurant with Pike.
pocky_slash: Oh god
oh god
why
would you say that?
mcwonthelottery: because I'm your favorite
pocky_slash: ::weeps::
mcwonthelottery: and when Will goes crazy and rips apart the house when he hears animals, tim dekay and the home depot lesbians just come and help him patch it up, no probs
and everyone hugs and drinks tea
and then they go to the pride parade
the daily pride parade
They're like, "Man, we missed the morning pride parade, but we can still make the afternoon one!"
pocky_slash: I'm laughing so hard
but also crying on the inside
mcwonthelottery: JUST LET IT OUT, KAIT
ACCEPT YOUR FATE
pocky_slash: I CAAAAAAAAN'T
HE'S AN UNREPENTANT SERIAL KILLER
WHO EATS OTHER PEOPLE AS FOOD
AND FEEDS PEOPLE TO OTHER PEOPLE
AND WHEN WILL FINDS OUT HE'LL BE BROKEN
mcwonthelottery: BUT HE WEARS SUITS
YOU LIKE SUITS
pocky_slash: No matter how many potlucks Widow Thayer throws for him
mcwonthelottery: HAHAHA