tales from cardigan central part 98745
Becca: It's still not Friday.
Kait: Ugh, I know. I don't want to go to work tomorrow.
Becca: So don't fucking go to work!
Kait: I have things to do!
Becca: You're still sick.
Kait: Not like, for-real sick.
Becca: You never think you're for-real sick! You throw up at work and you're like, 'I'm not for-real sick. I'm just bleeding out by eyeballs.'
Kait: Well.
Becca: 'You know that scene from Alien? Well, that, but I'm not for-real sick.'
I'm really not for-real sick, guys. I swear.
Kait: Ugh, I know. I don't want to go to work tomorrow.
Becca: So don't fucking go to work!
Kait: I have things to do!
Becca: You're still sick.
Kait: Not like, for-real sick.
Becca: You never think you're for-real sick! You throw up at work and you're like, 'I'm not for-real sick. I'm just bleeding out by eyeballs.'
Kait: Well.
Becca: 'You know that scene from Alien? Well, that, but I'm not for-real sick.'
I'm really not for-real sick, guys. I swear.