the people i'd do meme!
Man, guys, it has been SO LONG since I've done this meme! I used to do it every six months! And now I kind of feel like the whole meme is useless in that my Tumblr is this meme in action every day, but I'm freezing and no one is in my office and I thought, "Gee, I would like to look at pictures of celebrities I would have sex with right now."
So I did.
YOU GUYS KNOW HOW THIS MEME GOES. List ten celebrities that you would have sex with, no questions asked. And provide pictures. Because... yes.
1. James McAvoy and Anne-Marie Duff
I feel like pretty much my entire life since June could just be summed up with this picture. Um. I'm having a James McAvoy Problem. Except that it's not a problem because "problem" implies that there's something wrong. However, I love Anne-Marie far too fucking much to leave her out of this. Clearly. Because she's amazing. Purveyor of Batman band-aids indeed! Um, I can't really deal with McAvoy's face and how good it is. I really can't. I just have feelings about it, okay? and for a long time I wasn't sexually attracted to him at all, but, for some reason, when you add Anne-Marie into the equation that changes. SO. HERE THEY ARE, AT NUMBER ONE, BECAUSE I'VE LOST CONTROL OF MY LIFE.
2. Rose Byrne
Um, this list is going to be XMFC heavy. Sorry. But, seriously, that movie has pretty much grabbed hold of my life and refuses to let go so... yes. ROSE BYRNE. HOW ARE YOU SO PRETTY? AND FUNNY. AND YOU MAKE SUCH GOOD FACES. Seriously, I can't even deal with it, guys. I think Rose Byrne has the privledge of having the "why aren't you my girlfriend?" tag on Tumblr applied to her the most times. Because. Seriously.
3. Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence is the runner up for the above tag. Seriously, every time I see a bit of an interview with her or read a bit of an interview or see gifs, I just love her more. SHE'S SO HILARIOUS AND RIDICULOUS AND AMAZING AND HER FACE IS SO GOOD! Also, she makes the most amazing goofy faces. Her, Rose Byrne, McAvoy...pretty much if you make adorable goofy faces, I want to have sex with you.
(Plus, I'm only five years older than her, so that's totally not creepy at all \o/)
4. Mark Sheppard
Mark Sheppard makes me question my sexuality.
5. Karen Gillan
Thank god Karen and her perfect, amazing, flawless face are there to remind me that I like girls again. HOLY CRAP. Like...honest, Karen, how are you so amazingly beautiful? I don't understand how EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT HER CAN BE SO GORGEOUS. It's totally unreal. I could (and have) stare at her for hours. Which is creepy. But. You know. It's hard to resist.
6.Marsha Thomason
Oh my god, Marsha Thomason, it should be illegal to look a sexy and competant with a gun as you look when you're running after bad guys on teevee. I can't even handle it.
7. Carey Mulligan
Carey Mulligan and I have almost the same birthday, so when we get married we can have cute joint birthday parties. We will totally be one of those couples. (Also, Carey Mulligan has the distinction of being one of the few people who can pull off any hair color, cut, and length and still remain just as gorgeous. It's creepy. And hot.)
8. Anne Hathaway
I think this is the furthest Anne has ever been on the list. I'm sorry. You're still gorgeous! And you still have the honor of being among the top ten people I would bang. My affections have drifted, however slightly, and I apologize. But take comfort in knowing that you're super hot and you're going to be Catwoman soon.
9. Kate Hewlett
Kate, you're still my favorite imaginary girlfriend ♥
10. Rashida Jones
And, rounding out the list, I made myself pick only one of the ladies from Parks and Rec and, as lovely as Amy Pohler is, there was really no question when it came down to it. HOW ARE YOU SO HOT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
And now my fingers are too cold to type any more. I'm not super hungry, but I'm going to see if Margaret wants lunch, if only to relocate to somewhere warmer than our office for an hour. FEEL FREE TO SHARE ANY PICTURES OF THESE PEOPLE THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE LYING AROUND. I'M JUST SAYING. I'M ALL ABOUT SHARING THE OBSCENELY ATTRACTIVE FACES OF THE PEOPLE I WANT TO BANG.
And, you know, do the meme yourselves. Whatever. PRETTY PEOPLE.
So I did.
YOU GUYS KNOW HOW THIS MEME GOES. List ten celebrities that you would have sex with, no questions asked. And provide pictures. Because... yes.
1. James McAvoy and Anne-Marie Duff
I feel like pretty much my entire life since June could just be summed up with this picture. Um. I'm having a James McAvoy Problem. Except that it's not a problem because "problem" implies that there's something wrong. However, I love Anne-Marie far too fucking much to leave her out of this. Clearly. Because she's amazing. Purveyor of Batman band-aids indeed! Um, I can't really deal with McAvoy's face and how good it is. I really can't. I just have feelings about it, okay? and for a long time I wasn't sexually attracted to him at all, but, for some reason, when you add Anne-Marie into the equation that changes. SO. HERE THEY ARE, AT NUMBER ONE, BECAUSE I'VE LOST CONTROL OF MY LIFE.
2. Rose Byrne
Um, this list is going to be XMFC heavy. Sorry. But, seriously, that movie has pretty much grabbed hold of my life and refuses to let go so... yes. ROSE BYRNE. HOW ARE YOU SO PRETTY? AND FUNNY. AND YOU MAKE SUCH GOOD FACES. Seriously, I can't even deal with it, guys. I think Rose Byrne has the privledge of having the "why aren't you my girlfriend?" tag on Tumblr applied to her the most times. Because. Seriously.
3. Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence is the runner up for the above tag. Seriously, every time I see a bit of an interview with her or read a bit of an interview or see gifs, I just love her more. SHE'S SO HILARIOUS AND RIDICULOUS AND AMAZING AND HER FACE IS SO GOOD! Also, she makes the most amazing goofy faces. Her, Rose Byrne, McAvoy...pretty much if you make adorable goofy faces, I want to have sex with you.
(Plus, I'm only five years older than her, so that's totally not creepy at all \o/)
4. Mark Sheppard
Mark Sheppard makes me question my sexuality.
5. Karen Gillan
Thank god Karen and her perfect, amazing, flawless face are there to remind me that I like girls again. HOLY CRAP. Like...honest, Karen, how are you so amazingly beautiful? I don't understand how EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT HER CAN BE SO GORGEOUS. It's totally unreal. I could (and have) stare at her for hours. Which is creepy. But. You know. It's hard to resist.
6.Marsha Thomason
Oh my god, Marsha Thomason, it should be illegal to look a sexy and competant with a gun as you look when you're running after bad guys on teevee. I can't even handle it.
7. Carey Mulligan
Carey Mulligan and I have almost the same birthday, so when we get married we can have cute joint birthday parties. We will totally be one of those couples. (Also, Carey Mulligan has the distinction of being one of the few people who can pull off any hair color, cut, and length and still remain just as gorgeous. It's creepy. And hot.)
8. Anne Hathaway
I think this is the furthest Anne has ever been on the list. I'm sorry. You're still gorgeous! And you still have the honor of being among the top ten people I would bang. My affections have drifted, however slightly, and I apologize. But take comfort in knowing that you're super hot and you're going to be Catwoman soon.
9. Kate Hewlett
Kate, you're still my favorite imaginary girlfriend ♥
10. Rashida Jones
And, rounding out the list, I made myself pick only one of the ladies from Parks and Rec and, as lovely as Amy Pohler is, there was really no question when it came down to it. HOW ARE YOU SO HOT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
And now my fingers are too cold to type any more. I'm not super hungry, but I'm going to see if Margaret wants lunch, if only to relocate to somewhere warmer than our office for an hour. FEEL FREE TO SHARE ANY PICTURES OF THESE PEOPLE THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE LYING AROUND. I'M JUST SAYING. I'M ALL ABOUT SHARING THE OBSCENELY ATTRACTIVE FACES OF THE PEOPLE I WANT TO BANG.
And, you know, do the meme yourselves. Whatever. PRETTY PEOPLE.