tales from cardigan central, mobile edition, part 273845
pocky_slash: I'm about to ask you a stupid question.
Brace yourself.
mcwonthelottery: ok
pocky_slash: Can we watch An Education tonight?
mcwonthelottery: SIGH
pocky_slash: I know, you hate that movie
mcwonthelottery: you know I don't like that film.
pocky_slash: But.
I've been thinking about Carey Mulligan a lot lately.
And how I enjoy her face.
mcwonthelottery: hahahhahah
man, what would you ever do if she and rose byrne were in a movie together
with mark sheppard
i like where this is going. let's write this film.
pocky_slash: OH MY GOD LET'S
mcwonthelottery: something that involves rose and carey in their underwear with guns. not all the time. but just one scene would be nice.
we'll call this film GRATUITOUS
it's gonna make millions
pocky_slash: YES
I think the plot is that they're awesome
but also they need to save Mark Sheppard from something. He's kidnapped, idk.
mcwonthelottery: mcavoy only has a five minute cameo, but we'll make sure is dumb face gets on the poster.
pocky_slash: so at the end, all three of them are running around with guns, possibly punching people.
mcwonthelottery: i love it
pocky_slash: violence is sexy, I can't help it.
mcwonthelottery: hollywood agrees with you, so i think we'll be fine
pocky_slash: I would say we should cast McAvoy as the villain, just for shits and giggles, but I don't know that I'm a good enough writer to pull it off.
mcwonthelottery: no one is, honey
no one is.
pocky_slash: he can be something cuddly. Maybe they need to hide out in his barn or something.
And he gives them provisions. While holding a baby.
Or two babies.
mcwonthelottery: mcavoy WOULD just casually have a barn.
HAHAHA
and he's like 'hang on, let me get more provisions. Mark Sheppard, hold this baby for me while I do this.'
pocky_slash: YES.
OH GOD
mcwonthelottery: i'm so glad this conversation didn't start until AFTER Will left for class.
pocky_slash: I don't have that luck.
I definitely just loled at the Mark Sheppard baby holding bit. People probably looked at me.
I don't care. This needs to hapepn.
mcwonthelottery: hahahahhaha
pocky_slash: I feel like, if McAvoy is in it, we should also Cumberbatch a role.
Equal opportunity for faces we currently enjoy, and all.
Also, I want to see them interacting in real life. I want to watch it like a nature documentary.
mcwonthelottery: I think this is sound reasoning.
ahahhahaha
also i'm glad you lost a verb in that sentence so it looks like Cumberbatch is your verb
pocky_slash: I'm going to start using Cumberbatch as a verb now.
But it will be HPC Cumberbatch, so it won't be very polite.
mcwonthelottery: ahahaha
pocky_slash: "Was that guy giving you trouble?" "Yeah, but I Cumberbatched him."
mcwonthelottery: snorting laughing
XD XD XD
pocky_slash: Alternately, it could mean "throwing things at babies."
"Oh my god, did you see that guy Cumberbatching? What an asshole! Call DYFS!"
mcwonthelottery: funny how HPC Cumberbatch throws things at babies and real life Cumberbatch seems intent on STEALING ALL THE BABIES
pocky_slash: Also a good use for that word.
"Where did that baby come from? Are you Cumberbatching again?!"
mcwonthelottery: hahhahhaha
okay. new plan. all five of them are just a gang of baby stealers. sometimes this can only be accomplished in your underwear with guns.
pocky_slash: I'M OKAY WITH THIS.
I'm combining these plans in my head.
So it's become a movie where they have like, an underground stealing baby ring.
But they only steal, you know, abused babies to bring to better homes.
mcwonthelottery: right
pocky_slash: McAvoy's barn is one of their safe havens and also the putting-babies-in-better-homes headquarters.
So he's just, you knwo, always walking around with babies hanging off of him.
And the others are also constantly passing babies back and forth.
Sometimes in their underwear with guns.
In conclusion, this movie will inspire world peace.
mcwonthelottery: I dig it, man. I dig it.
pocky_slash: Who can we talk to about making this happen?
mcwonthelottery: well probably mark sheppard
because let's be honest, he probably knows all those people
pocky_slash: It's true.
mcwonthelottery: also he fixed your bow tie
so that's a good starting point
pocky_slash: OH MAN HE DID
We'll draft a letter. Dear Mark Sheppard, We have an important opportunity for you that we'd like to bring to your attention.
It has amazing positive ramifications not only for your own career, but for the well-being of the planet as a whole.
Also, it involves two attractive ladies in their underwear, holding, alternately, guns and babies.
Brace yourself.
mcwonthelottery: ok
pocky_slash: Can we watch An Education tonight?
mcwonthelottery: SIGH
pocky_slash: I know, you hate that movie
mcwonthelottery: you know I don't like that film.
pocky_slash: But.
I've been thinking about Carey Mulligan a lot lately.
And how I enjoy her face.
mcwonthelottery: hahahhahah
man, what would you ever do if she and rose byrne were in a movie together
with mark sheppard
i like where this is going. let's write this film.
pocky_slash: OH MY GOD LET'S
mcwonthelottery: something that involves rose and carey in their underwear with guns. not all the time. but just one scene would be nice.
we'll call this film GRATUITOUS
it's gonna make millions
pocky_slash: YES
I think the plot is that they're awesome
but also they need to save Mark Sheppard from something. He's kidnapped, idk.
mcwonthelottery: mcavoy only has a five minute cameo, but we'll make sure is dumb face gets on the poster.
pocky_slash: so at the end, all three of them are running around with guns, possibly punching people.
mcwonthelottery: i love it
pocky_slash: violence is sexy, I can't help it.
mcwonthelottery: hollywood agrees with you, so i think we'll be fine
pocky_slash: I would say we should cast McAvoy as the villain, just for shits and giggles, but I don't know that I'm a good enough writer to pull it off.
mcwonthelottery: no one is, honey
no one is.
pocky_slash: he can be something cuddly. Maybe they need to hide out in his barn or something.
And he gives them provisions. While holding a baby.
Or two babies.
mcwonthelottery: mcavoy WOULD just casually have a barn.
HAHAHA
and he's like 'hang on, let me get more provisions. Mark Sheppard, hold this baby for me while I do this.'
pocky_slash: YES.
OH GOD
mcwonthelottery: i'm so glad this conversation didn't start until AFTER Will left for class.
pocky_slash: I don't have that luck.
I definitely just loled at the Mark Sheppard baby holding bit. People probably looked at me.
I don't care. This needs to hapepn.
mcwonthelottery: hahahahhaha
pocky_slash: I feel like, if McAvoy is in it, we should also Cumberbatch a role.
Equal opportunity for faces we currently enjoy, and all.
Also, I want to see them interacting in real life. I want to watch it like a nature documentary.
mcwonthelottery: I think this is sound reasoning.
ahahhahaha
also i'm glad you lost a verb in that sentence so it looks like Cumberbatch is your verb
pocky_slash: I'm going to start using Cumberbatch as a verb now.
But it will be HPC Cumberbatch, so it won't be very polite.
mcwonthelottery: ahahaha
pocky_slash: "Was that guy giving you trouble?" "Yeah, but I Cumberbatched him."
mcwonthelottery: snorting laughing
XD XD XD
pocky_slash: Alternately, it could mean "throwing things at babies."
"Oh my god, did you see that guy Cumberbatching? What an asshole! Call DYFS!"
mcwonthelottery: funny how HPC Cumberbatch throws things at babies and real life Cumberbatch seems intent on STEALING ALL THE BABIES
pocky_slash: Also a good use for that word.
"Where did that baby come from? Are you Cumberbatching again?!"
mcwonthelottery: hahhahhaha
okay. new plan. all five of them are just a gang of baby stealers. sometimes this can only be accomplished in your underwear with guns.
pocky_slash: I'M OKAY WITH THIS.
I'm combining these plans in my head.
So it's become a movie where they have like, an underground stealing baby ring.
But they only steal, you know, abused babies to bring to better homes.
mcwonthelottery: right
pocky_slash: McAvoy's barn is one of their safe havens and also the putting-babies-in-better-homes headquarters.
So he's just, you knwo, always walking around with babies hanging off of him.
And the others are also constantly passing babies back and forth.
Sometimes in their underwear with guns.
In conclusion, this movie will inspire world peace.
mcwonthelottery: I dig it, man. I dig it.
pocky_slash: Who can we talk to about making this happen?
mcwonthelottery: well probably mark sheppard
because let's be honest, he probably knows all those people
pocky_slash: It's true.
mcwonthelottery: also he fixed your bow tie
so that's a good starting point
pocky_slash: OH MAN HE DID
We'll draft a letter. Dear Mark Sheppard, We have an important opportunity for you that we'd like to bring to your attention.
It has amazing positive ramifications not only for your own career, but for the well-being of the planet as a whole.
Also, it involves two attractive ladies in their underwear, holding, alternately, guns and babies.