there are four dudes i would do
So, I am pretty gay, but every once in awhile, inexplicably, there's a dude that I would totally do. Usually they are fictional. And there's not really any rhyme or reason to it. As witnessed earlier this week.
I watched House pretty religiously back in the day. I wrote fic, I ran a comm, I RPed, all for about two season until the Tritter arc made me lose interest. I haven't watched it since. mcwonthelottery still watches it, though, and recently we've been watching season four. We were up to the part where Foreman is looking for a job at a different hospital when this happened:
Foreman: They wouldn't hire me.
Kait: You can come work at my hospital, Foreman. Clothing optional.
"Wait up," Becca said. "What did you just say?"
"I'm just saying that if Foreman came to work at my hospital," I said, "it would be okay if he wanted to do it while naked."
"You have the most bizarre taste in men," Becca said. "Especially since there are only like, four of them."
It's true. So I made a list of the four dudes I would currently bone and the two of us tried to find the similarities:
Here's what we came up with: They all frequently roll their eyes at the people they work with. They all like suits.
That was pretty much it.
I don't know if this post is as hilarious as I promised, but it's hilarious to me.
I watched House pretty religiously back in the day. I wrote fic, I ran a comm, I RPed, all for about two season until the Tritter arc made me lose interest. I haven't watched it since. mcwonthelottery still watches it, though, and recently we've been watching season four. We were up to the part where Foreman is looking for a job at a different hospital when this happened:
Foreman: They wouldn't hire me.
Kait: You can come work at my hospital, Foreman. Clothing optional.
"Wait up," Becca said. "What did you just say?"
"I'm just saying that if Foreman came to work at my hospital," I said, "it would be okay if he wanted to do it while naked."
"You have the most bizarre taste in men," Becca said. "Especially since there are only like, four of them."
It's true. So I made a list of the four dudes I would currently bone and the two of us tried to find the similarities:
Here's what we came up with: They all frequently roll their eyes at the people they work with. They all like suits.
That was pretty much it.
I don't know if this post is as hilarious as I promised, but it's hilarious to me.