there is no "i" in "team" but there is a "me"oneechan19October 15 2010, 16:11:33 UTC
"I live in a made up city!" says Batman as he locks up people in the crazy house since there doesn't seem to be an actual sane person prison.
"I also live in a made up city!" says Superman as he writes newspaper articles and fights against the King Pin. "Plus, the town I grew up in is also made up! There is no Smallville in Kansas, as all Kansans know."
"I have a magic ring that allows me to make green lanterns to direct trains!" says Green Lantern as he directs trains.
"I'm from Greek mythology and my bracelets are bulletproof! Plus, I want to be a cowboy when I grow up!" says Wonder Woman as she flies around in her stealth jet and lassos people.
"I run around really fast!" says Flash as he runs around really fast.
One Day: "I'm upset at our bowling league. Let's start our own league! We can call it the Awesome League!"
"Or how about the Justice League, since we all somewhat fight for justice."
Batman takes a nifty tool out of his utility belt and uses it to climb up a skyscraper, and for some reason no one on the ground below seems to be bothered by this. There's a Bat-signal at the top of the tower he has to get to.
Green Lantern is waiting for him at the top of the building. "I have only one thing to say to you, Batman."
"What is that?" says Batman, macho-ly.
"Why won't you come out in favor of gay marriage in Gotham?"
"Why would I do that?"
"So you and Robin can finally get married, duh."
"But I'm a manly superhero who was created in a time when gay characters weren't allowed in comics, even though I share a bed with Robin and no one seemed to have a problem with that! I can't be gay! ...OK, fine, I'll see you at the rally at City Hall tomorrow."
Then he leapt off the building using another nifty tool to break his fall, his cape swirling behind him.
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"I also live in a made up city!" says Superman as he writes newspaper articles and fights against the King Pin. "Plus, the town I grew up in is also made up! There is no Smallville in Kansas, as all Kansans know."
"I have a magic ring that allows me to make green lanterns to direct trains!" says Green Lantern as he directs trains.
"I'm from Greek mythology and my bracelets are bulletproof! Plus, I want to be a cowboy when I grow up!" says Wonder Woman as she flies around in her stealth jet and lassos people.
"I run around really fast!" says Flash as he runs around really fast.
One Day:
"I'm upset at our bowling league. Let's start our own league! We can call it the Awesome League!"
"Or how about the Justice League, since we all somewhat fight for justice."
"Yeah, whatever."
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Green Lantern is waiting for him at the top of the building. "I have only one thing to say to you, Batman."
"What is that?" says Batman, macho-ly.
"Why won't you come out in favor of gay marriage in Gotham?"
"Why would I do that?"
"So you and Robin can finally get married, duh."
"But I'm a manly superhero who was created in a time when gay characters weren't allowed in comics, even though I share a bed with Robin and no one seemed to have a problem with that! I can't be gay! ...OK, fine, I'll see you at the rally at City Hall tomorrow."
Then he leapt off the building using another nifty tool to break his fall, his cape swirling behind him.
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-I snoffled-
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Blue Beetle supplied a witty retort, while pretending not to look at the way the sunlight reflected off Booster's ass.
Then they fought some crime, and shenanigans ensued.
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...and forgot how to spell choked!
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