i'm already stockpiling hammers
So, this morning was fraught with nightmares and anxiety attacks. Then I got on GChat.
quatredeathlady: So I am totes coming to the writing chat tonight, but I forgot SPN is on I think at 9 tonight, so I won't be around until 10. I HAVE TO SEE HOW BAD THIS SEASON WILL BE.
pocky_slash: Hahaha, okay XD Margaret's not coming for the same reason, so we told her she'd be the first to go if a serial killer made us kill one of us with a hammer.
quatredeathlady: You should tell her to come after! The writing chats always go on for like four hours!
pocky_slash: I did! But I don't know if she will.
quatredeathlady: I doubt her commitment to Sparkle Motion.
pocky_slash: Exactly. That's why she's so getting the hammer.
quatredeathlady: I think that's a reasonable solution.
pocky_slash: I'm glad you're in agreement. We might call on you to testify on our behalf.
quatredeathlady: I will be prepared. XD
mcwonthelottery: it is weird that i'm stupid excited for supernatural starting even though i'm two seasons behind still
i'm gonna have to do some marathoning this weekend or something
pocky_slash: Of all the things about you, that's not the bit that I would spotlight as weird, no.
mcwonthelottery: i don't know what you're talking about
that is totally the strangest thing about me
also i'm amused by the girl from cabaret being like 'oh i thought you'd beat me up when i said gwen!' and me being like 'oh honey, you're talking to one of three people who ships owen/ianto. you're fiiiiiine'
and also: http://www.universalhub.com/crime/20100924-da-street-sweeper-operator-attacked-hammer-footbal.html
THE HAMMER ATTACKS HAVE STARTED.
pocky_slash: AND THEY LAUGHED AT US FOR PRACTICING OUR HAMMER DEFENSES.
mcwonthelottery: RIGHT?
This is a STATEWIDE game of WE KILL EACH OTHER WITH HAMMERS AND ONLY ONE CAN SURVIVE
NO ONE IS SAFE
pocky_slash: I've gotta go to the hardware store later and buy some more hammers.
Just in case.
The more I have, the less they have.
mcwonthelottery: I like this strategy
(so in the scenario where YOU'RE the crazy one, clearly we sub cardigans with hammers)
pocky_slash: ahahahahahaha
Hammers are much more useful than cardigans, you have to admit.
I mean, unless the heating goes out.
Then I guess the cardigans are pretty handy.
mcwonthelottery: it's true
you can't snuggle with a hammer
well, you can. but it would hurt.
pocky_slash: So, I guess the real answer is to make a fort out of cardigans that is well-stocked with emergency hammers.
Prepared for all possibilities, that way.
mcwonthelottery: i think we just came up with your project for the day
pocky_slash: It's good to be useful!
***
In case you skipped that conversation with Nicole up there (and why WOULD you? Nicole and I are BRILLIANT! Remember "Ways to Kill Heero?" Of course you don't, because we did that when we were twelve and we didn't know any of you yet), here's another reminder:
WRITING CHAT THINGY. TONIGHT AT NINE PM EST. ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT.*
* Probably none of the cool kids are doing it.
***
I forgot two important things while talking about Cabaret.
1. We did not go to the after party because we are old ladies, but we were ON THE LIST. Becca was very excited about this because she had never been on a list before. I've been on lists for Katy and Seb, but I feel like those don't really count. (Or maybe I am just uncomfortable talking about them. WHO KNOWS. Most recently, Nicole and I were on the list for this terrible Katy show. I mean, Katy was awesome, but it was in a terrible venue with a terrible line-up and a terrible sound system. Also, Kobak was there. It was ridic.) Anyway. It was tragic that we couldn't attend, but we had Shit To Do yesterday and couldn't be out all night. Also, as mentioned before, we are old ladies and it was already 10:30.
2. Shit, now I've forgotten what this other thing was. I got distracted by this Matt Hires song which I am listening to for the 23904823094823490th time this week. My audioscrobbler is going to look ridic this week.
***
Anyway, I promise to pick up the meme later. I'm having a hard time articulating my feelings on love, okay? I think I'm going to steal sky_was_green's format.
quatredeathlady: So I am totes coming to the writing chat tonight, but I forgot SPN is on I think at 9 tonight, so I won't be around until 10. I HAVE TO SEE HOW BAD THIS SEASON WILL BE.
pocky_slash: Hahaha, okay XD Margaret's not coming for the same reason, so we told her she'd be the first to go if a serial killer made us kill one of us with a hammer.
quatredeathlady: You should tell her to come after! The writing chats always go on for like four hours!
pocky_slash: I did! But I don't know if she will.
quatredeathlady: I doubt her commitment to Sparkle Motion.
pocky_slash: Exactly. That's why she's so getting the hammer.
quatredeathlady: I think that's a reasonable solution.
pocky_slash: I'm glad you're in agreement. We might call on you to testify on our behalf.
quatredeathlady: I will be prepared. XD
mcwonthelottery: it is weird that i'm stupid excited for supernatural starting even though i'm two seasons behind still
i'm gonna have to do some marathoning this weekend or something
pocky_slash: Of all the things about you, that's not the bit that I would spotlight as weird, no.
mcwonthelottery: i don't know what you're talking about
that is totally the strangest thing about me
also i'm amused by the girl from cabaret being like 'oh i thought you'd beat me up when i said gwen!' and me being like 'oh honey, you're talking to one of three people who ships owen/ianto. you're fiiiiiine'
and also: http://www.universalhub.com/crime/20100924-da-street-sweeper-operator-attacked-hammer-footbal.html
THE HAMMER ATTACKS HAVE STARTED.
pocky_slash: AND THEY LAUGHED AT US FOR PRACTICING OUR HAMMER DEFENSES.
mcwonthelottery: RIGHT?
This is a STATEWIDE game of WE KILL EACH OTHER WITH HAMMERS AND ONLY ONE CAN SURVIVE
NO ONE IS SAFE
pocky_slash: I've gotta go to the hardware store later and buy some more hammers.
Just in case.
The more I have, the less they have.
mcwonthelottery: I like this strategy
(so in the scenario where YOU'RE the crazy one, clearly we sub cardigans with hammers)
pocky_slash: ahahahahahaha
Hammers are much more useful than cardigans, you have to admit.
I mean, unless the heating goes out.
Then I guess the cardigans are pretty handy.
mcwonthelottery: it's true
you can't snuggle with a hammer
well, you can. but it would hurt.
pocky_slash: So, I guess the real answer is to make a fort out of cardigans that is well-stocked with emergency hammers.
Prepared for all possibilities, that way.
mcwonthelottery: i think we just came up with your project for the day
pocky_slash: It's good to be useful!
***
In case you skipped that conversation with Nicole up there (and why WOULD you? Nicole and I are BRILLIANT! Remember "Ways to Kill Heero?" Of course you don't, because we did that when we were twelve and we didn't know any of you yet), here's another reminder:
WRITING CHAT THINGY. TONIGHT AT NINE PM EST. ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT.*
* Probably none of the cool kids are doing it.
***
I forgot two important things while talking about Cabaret.
1. We did not go to the after party because we are old ladies, but we were ON THE LIST. Becca was very excited about this because she had never been on a list before. I've been on lists for Katy and Seb, but I feel like those don't really count. (Or maybe I am just uncomfortable talking about them. WHO KNOWS. Most recently, Nicole and I were on the list for this terrible Katy show. I mean, Katy was awesome, but it was in a terrible venue with a terrible line-up and a terrible sound system. Also, Kobak was there. It was ridic.) Anyway. It was tragic that we couldn't attend, but we had Shit To Do yesterday and couldn't be out all night. Also, as mentioned before, we are old ladies and it was already 10:30.
2. Shit, now I've forgotten what this other thing was. I got distracted by this Matt Hires song which I am listening to for the 23904823094823490th time this week. My audioscrobbler is going to look ridic this week.
***
Anyway, I promise to pick up the meme later. I'm having a hard time articulating my feelings on love, okay? I think I'm going to steal sky_was_green's format.