Kait: ::glancing at newspaper:: Wait, WHAT?
Mom: What?
Dad: Did something happen?
Kait: There were FIVE
episodes on yesterday!
Mom: What?! FIVE?!
Dad: ::rolls eyes:: Oh, christ...
Kait: We missed five episodes!
Mom: Shut up! It's bad enough knowing there are ones on the DVR we can't see!
Mom: ::turns on the teevee::
Kait: It's broken.
Mom: I know! I just like to try it every once in awhile to see if it fixed itself.
Kait: Are you going to listen to an episode?
Mom: Shut up!....besides, I can't navigate the DVR without the screen working anyway.