scenes from the house of pocky_slash volume 4234
Boy Child: ::wanders in with a beer:: Do you have a bottle opener? A lighter? A fork?
Kait: ::looks down at pajamas:: Not in my pajamas, no. There's one in the silverware drawer in the kitchen.
Boy Child: People get really impressed if you can do that, you know.
Kait: Huh?
Boy Child: Open a bottle with something other than a bottle opener, like a lighter.
Kait: Oh, I thought you meant pull a bottle opener out of their pajamas.
Boy Child: No, if someone can pull a bottle opener out of their pajamas, it's a good sign that they have a problem.
Boy Child: ::saying stuff::
Kait: ::looks up:: Oh, what? I'm sorry, I forgot to listen.
Boy Child: :;watching teevee where a person is stripping.:: ...that's a man, isn't it?
Kait: Yeah. Did you get really excited for a second?
Boy Child: ...shut up.
Boy Child: I'm just an asshole in bars. Some people like it, some people don't.
RJ: Have you gotten into a bar fight yet?
Boy Child: No, actually!
RJ: I'm surprised.
Kait: I am too!
Boy Child: What's NYE?
Kait: ....New Year's Eve?
Boy Child: ......... ::smacks forehead::
Kait: ::looks down at pajamas:: Not in my pajamas, no. There's one in the silverware drawer in the kitchen.
Boy Child: People get really impressed if you can do that, you know.
Kait: Huh?
Boy Child: Open a bottle with something other than a bottle opener, like a lighter.
Kait: Oh, I thought you meant pull a bottle opener out of their pajamas.
Boy Child: No, if someone can pull a bottle opener out of their pajamas, it's a good sign that they have a problem.
Boy Child: ::saying stuff::
Kait: ::looks up:: Oh, what? I'm sorry, I forgot to listen.
Boy Child: :;watching teevee where a person is stripping.:: ...that's a man, isn't it?
Kait: Yeah. Did you get really excited for a second?
Boy Child: ...shut up.
Boy Child: I'm just an asshole in bars. Some people like it, some people don't.
RJ: Have you gotten into a bar fight yet?
Boy Child: No, actually!
RJ: I'm surprised.
Kait: I am too!
Boy Child: What's NYE?
Kait: ....New Year's Eve?
Boy Child: ......... ::smacks forehead::