scenes from the house of pocky_slash, part 320948902384
From before Brendan left:
Mom: What does "Valkyrie" mean?
Kait: It's viking mythology. They were female gods or something. They chose who won battles.
Bren: I think it was the name of the plot to kill Hitler, too.
Dad: What's "Valkyrie?"
Kait: The name of the movie where Tom Cruise plays an eyepatched pirate trying to kill Hitler.
Dad: Which one?
Kait: ...there's more than one movie where Tom Cruise-in-an-eyepatch is trying to kill Hitler?
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Also, Anne Hathaway, my number two fake girlfriend after Kate Hewlett (she was reigning girlfriend for many years), was on TDS last night talking about how much she's in love with Jon Stewart, my teevee husband. Clearly this means we should have a threesome. WOO! (Ugh, she is so cute I can't even handle it!)
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Also, I have no idea what I'm Adventing tonight. LIKE THAT'S A SURPRISE.
Mom: What does "Valkyrie" mean?
Kait: It's viking mythology. They were female gods or something. They chose who won battles.
Bren: I think it was the name of the plot to kill Hitler, too.
Dad: What's "Valkyrie?"
Kait: The name of the movie where Tom Cruise plays an eyepatched pirate trying to kill Hitler.
Dad: Which one?
Kait: ...there's more than one movie where Tom Cruise-in-an-eyepatch is trying to kill Hitler?
***
Also, Anne Hathaway, my number two fake girlfriend after Kate Hewlett (she was reigning girlfriend for many years), was on TDS last night talking about how much she's in love with Jon Stewart, my teevee husband. Clearly this means we should have a threesome. WOO! (Ugh, she is so cute I can't even handle it!)
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Also, I have no idea what I'm Adventing tonight. LIKE THAT'S A SURPRISE.