ahahhahaahaha god.

[pocky_slash]

Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here. Now we're finishing this deal, and then maybe maybe we'll come back for those morons who got themselves caught. You can't change that by getting all...bendy.
Wash: All what?
Jayne: You got the...light...from the console...lifting you up...just like...little...angels...
::Jayne falls to the floor::
Wash: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?

Every. single. time. I nearly piss myself laughing.