I'm not even joking. After having a very serious conversation with my mother about throwing my computer out a window and joining the circus ("What would you do in the circus? You don't have any circus talents. Would you clean up elephant poop?"), I refreshed LJ and found this and now my life is complete.
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IT MADE MY LIFE.
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In other news, WHY THE HELL DID I GO TO A COLLEGE WITH A SENIOR THESIS? WHY DID I THINK WRITING IT WOULD BE EASY? WHY CAN'T I SLEEP FOR MORE THAN A FEW HOURS AT A TIME? OH MY GOD.
eta: OH MAN SO. My apartment is a wind tunnel when all the windows are open and I seriously think the door to my bedroom might burst open any minute now. There's just this rhythmic pounding every time there's a gust of wind. It's scary!