"john's fake-mom is hot!"
moonsheen and I watched "The Tao of Rodney" and spent about half an hour afterwards bemoaning the lack of Sheppard!backstory and then promptly making up our own. In which his mom is some kind of scientific supergenius who Rodney had wet dreams about as a child. And she's totally hot, despite being old. And John secretly hates her.
It all culminates in her coming to Atlantis (after Rodney accidently finds out, explodes at John for not telling him sooner, is denied blowjobs for a month for bringing her up constantly in bed, and then sends her a letter that basically amounts to, "Dear Dr. Sheppard, I am fucking your son. I idolized you when I was younger. Plz respond. <3, Dr. Rodney McKay"), the entire science department falling in love with her, and her ordering John to go to his room in the middle of a Wraith attack.
Seriously, we have way too much time on our hands.
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I'd just like to state for the record that the subject of today's Natalie Dee comic actually exists. We sold little pig laser-light keychains at Michael's. The laser-light thing is even that exact shade of blue. They also oink when you press down the button that turns the light on, so that was fun. The number of people per night who pressed that stupid button was... disgusting, really. And they all laughed as they did it. "Ha ha!" they said. "People must do this all the time! You must be so sick of it!"
Well, now that you mention it...
Grrr. Stupid Michael's. Stupid keychains. Stupid customers.
It all culminates in her coming to Atlantis (after Rodney accidently finds out, explodes at John for not telling him sooner, is denied blowjobs for a month for bringing her up constantly in bed, and then sends her a letter that basically amounts to, "Dear Dr. Sheppard, I am fucking your son. I idolized you when I was younger. Plz respond. <3, Dr. Rodney McKay"), the entire science department falling in love with her, and her ordering John to go to his room in the middle of a Wraith attack.
Seriously, we have way too much time on our hands.
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I'd just like to state for the record that the subject of today's Natalie Dee comic actually exists. We sold little pig laser-light keychains at Michael's. The laser-light thing is even that exact shade of blue. They also oink when you press down the button that turns the light on, so that was fun. The number of people per night who pressed that stupid button was... disgusting, really. And they all laughed as they did it. "Ha ha!" they said. "People must do this all the time! You must be so sick of it!"
Well, now that you mention it...
Grrr. Stupid Michael's. Stupid keychains. Stupid customers.