[Drabble] R I D I C K
R I D I C K
HSJ - Gen, slight Yamada/Yuto
181 words, PG, canon
Chinen has a few questions for Yamada about his current consumptions.
[Notes]A/N: WHY GAIA WHY
"So okay," said Chinen in a completely conversational tone during a study break. "I know you'd pick strawberries over Yuto but what about strawberries and Yuto?"
Perplexed, Yamada blinked around the table, watching as Keito choked on his soda. "But you can't really eat Yuto, you know?"
With a raised eyebrow, Chinen leaned closer. “Not even a little whipped cream to change your mind? No? How about your feelings on… sausage?”
Yamada was used to Chinen making absolutely no sense, but this was a level above the norm. Still puzzled, he tilted his head. “…What? I love sausage?”
“Oh shit.” Keito practically sobbed into the tabletop as Yuto turned bright red and tried to hide behind his textbook.
“But what’s so bad about sausage?” Yamada protested helplessly.
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Once BEST caught wind of this, Hikaru spent the rest of the day cracking jokes about Yuto's 'sausage'. Yamada remained completely confused.
“Shut up!” Yuto bellowed down the hallway after them. “It’s none of your business, oh my god.”
"But it goes so well with Yamada's buns, don't you think?" Inoo added slyly.
HSJ - Gen, slight Yamada/Yuto
181 words, PG, canon
Chinen has a few questions for Yamada about his current consumptions.
[Notes]A/N: WHY GAIA WHY
"So okay," said Chinen in a completely conversational tone during a study break. "I know you'd pick strawberries over Yuto but what about strawberries and Yuto?"
Perplexed, Yamada blinked around the table, watching as Keito choked on his soda. "But you can't really eat Yuto, you know?"
With a raised eyebrow, Chinen leaned closer. “Not even a little whipped cream to change your mind? No? How about your feelings on… sausage?”
Yamada was used to Chinen making absolutely no sense, but this was a level above the norm. Still puzzled, he tilted his head. “…What? I love sausage?”
“Oh shit.” Keito practically sobbed into the tabletop as Yuto turned bright red and tried to hide behind his textbook.
“But what’s so bad about sausage?” Yamada protested helplessly.
---
Once BEST caught wind of this, Hikaru spent the rest of the day cracking jokes about Yuto's 'sausage'. Yamada remained completely confused.
“Shut up!” Yuto bellowed down the hallway after them. “It’s none of your business, oh my god.”
"But it goes so well with Yamada's buns, don't you think?" Inoo added slyly.