Fanfiction - Gosh darn it all!
Title: Gosh darn it all!
Author: Ritsu (crazy_otaku911)
Pairing: Lots. :D Daiki x Takaki, Keito x Chinen, Shoon x Yabu, Hikaru x Inoo, Yuto x Yamada. (The pairings just appear, they're not the main point.)
Rating: PG
Summary: Ryutarou is just a tad too innocent for the rest of the group.
Disclaimer: This work is purely fiction.
Warnings: lol, hands try to go places they shouldn't in front of minors.
A/N: Beta'd by shimizumiki <3
This is something I wrote about two years ago...Decided to clean it up and send it in to my beta and here it is for you~
It was just another day for Hey! Say! JUMP. Show up, get changed, practice your butt off, and pretend you're cool like people think you are instead of the dork that's really there.
When they weren't training, JUMP was hanging out in their dressing room and talking about...various things. Video games, food, and Pokemon were the favorite subjects of 7's. BEST was easily bored with those subjects and usually ended up talking about sex.
One day, 7 decided to invade BEST's space out of boredom.
“Hey guuuuuuuys!” Chinen chirped as he bounced over to where the older boys were lazying. “This is booooooring! Can we go to the zoo after this? I wanna see all the animals!” He put on his cutest pout and aimed it at them all, his eyes gigantic, his bottom lip stuck out.
“Why go to the zoo when there are animals right here?” Inoo asked, grinning teasingly up at the boy he was leaning. Hikaru smirked back at him rather smugly.
“Damn right!” The younger replied before the responsible one (aka Yabu Kouta) elbowed him. The leader turned back to the members of 7 and felt his jaw drop in shock and maybe just a bit of horror. It wasn't the clueless face of the boy holding the hamster that he found so dismaying, it was the faces of the other four. Keito and Yuto were definitely smirking and Yamada and Chinen were nodding at Kei with understanding smiles. This made Yabu realize that the tube he'd seen Yamada hand Yuto that morning hadn't been toothpaste and that was something he definitely hadn't wanted to know...What was happening to his innocent little babies?
These thoughts were interrupted by a loud giggle and they all turned to the back corner where Yuya was nudging Daiki and whispering “Yeah, you're an animal too, you tiger~.”
Several boys gagged as they watched the two boys kissing and snuggling on the seat together. “Well, you like it when I pounce on you.” Daiki teased back. “You're like a little sheep, just waiting to be eaten.”
It took a moment for the other boys to figure out what this meant and when they did, it left everyone who knew what they were talking about speechless “T-Takaki?” Inoo stared, mouth agape. Yabu and Yamada's eyes were the size of saucers and Chinen looked like he'd swallowed a lemon.
“What?” The tall pretty boy turned to look at the others, eyes wide with confusion as all the stares he and his boyfriend were now receiving.
“Are you saying that you don't--?” Hikaru was also gaping.
“Never have!” Takaki giggled, enjoying their shock once he figured out what had them so frazzled. The group turned to stare at Daiki, who turned a shade of scarlet and reached out to whack Takaki lightly on the top of his head.
Keito inwardly felt like this was a moment of 'TMI' but they were ten teenage boys, it was to be expected.
“I had no idea...” Yabu stuttered, trying to wrap his mind around it. “Who'd have thought that Daiki!--!!” He stopped himself before yelling '--would be on top!' in front of 7, inwardly scolding himself. His babies didn't need any more corruption!
Ryutaro looked around in confusion “What are you guys talking about? Why is Dai-chan a tiger?”
There was a long pause as the other members looked at each other. Ryutaro was always so awkward! It was Inoo who spoke first “Uuuuuhm....men are like cats” he began lamely. Then stopped because he had no idea where to go from there.
Ryutaro still looked lost “Say what?”
Before anyone could stop him, Hikaru grinned and said “He means that when stroked we both purr.” This time several hands were whacking him “Whaaaaat!?”
This was still lost on Ryutaro, who blinked, eyes still full of innocence. “Stroking? You mean like this?” He ran his fingers through Chinen's hair like he would a cat's. Keito glared at his back rather possessively, twitching slightly as he watched them.
“Noooo” Daiki replied “Stroking like this.” And as his hands started going south on Takaki, seven other boys immediately tackled him. “Yaaaah!!!”
“Hey! Get off my tiger!”
“You perv!”
“I was just--!”
“Aaaaah!!!!!”
“That's it!” Yabu stood over the heap of bodies “No sex for any of you! For a week!” He yelled, louder then necessary since the room had become rather quite. Everyone, even the adorable Chinen, feared their leader's wrath.
“Hey!”
“Whaaaaat?!”
“You can't do that!”
“Yabuuuuuu!?” Cries and protests came from many of the other boys. Takaki looked like he was about to have a panic attack and the rest didn't look much better.
Yabu's eyes were poisonous as he glared at all of them (minus Ryutaro). “Want me to make it a month?”
They all shut up. Yabu was freaking pissed and he wouldn't calm down until Shoon had a hold of him. Better to leave things as they were...and while it was completely ridiculous it was also believable that Yabu could deprive them of sex for a week.
But one whole week? They'd die! They were healthy boys and they had - as Hikaru constantly pointed out - very demanding needs.
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A/N: So now you know...I was a terrible writer. Even worse then I am now. Sowwy.
Author: Ritsu (crazy_otaku911)
Pairing: Lots. :D Daiki x Takaki, Keito x Chinen, Shoon x Yabu, Hikaru x Inoo, Yuto x Yamada. (The pairings just appear, they're not the main point.)
Rating: PG
Summary: Ryutarou is just a tad too innocent for the rest of the group.
Disclaimer: This work is purely fiction.
Warnings: lol, hands try to go places they shouldn't in front of minors.
A/N: Beta'd by shimizumiki <3
This is something I wrote about two years ago...Decided to clean it up and send it in to my beta and here it is for you~
It was just another day for Hey! Say! JUMP. Show up, get changed, practice your butt off, and pretend you're cool like people think you are instead of the dork that's really there.
When they weren't training, JUMP was hanging out in their dressing room and talking about...various things. Video games, food, and Pokemon were the favorite subjects of 7's. BEST was easily bored with those subjects and usually ended up talking about sex.
One day, 7 decided to invade BEST's space out of boredom.
“Hey guuuuuuuys!” Chinen chirped as he bounced over to where the older boys were lazying. “This is booooooring! Can we go to the zoo after this? I wanna see all the animals!” He put on his cutest pout and aimed it at them all, his eyes gigantic, his bottom lip stuck out.
“Why go to the zoo when there are animals right here?” Inoo asked, grinning teasingly up at the boy he was leaning. Hikaru smirked back at him rather smugly.
“Damn right!” The younger replied before the responsible one (aka Yabu Kouta) elbowed him. The leader turned back to the members of 7 and felt his jaw drop in shock and maybe just a bit of horror. It wasn't the clueless face of the boy holding the hamster that he found so dismaying, it was the faces of the other four. Keito and Yuto were definitely smirking and Yamada and Chinen were nodding at Kei with understanding smiles. This made Yabu realize that the tube he'd seen Yamada hand Yuto that morning hadn't been toothpaste and that was something he definitely hadn't wanted to know...What was happening to his innocent little babies?
These thoughts were interrupted by a loud giggle and they all turned to the back corner where Yuya was nudging Daiki and whispering “Yeah, you're an animal too, you tiger~.”
Several boys gagged as they watched the two boys kissing and snuggling on the seat together. “Well, you like it when I pounce on you.” Daiki teased back. “You're like a little sheep, just waiting to be eaten.”
It took a moment for the other boys to figure out what this meant and when they did, it left everyone who knew what they were talking about speechless “T-Takaki?” Inoo stared, mouth agape. Yabu and Yamada's eyes were the size of saucers and Chinen looked like he'd swallowed a lemon.
“What?” The tall pretty boy turned to look at the others, eyes wide with confusion as all the stares he and his boyfriend were now receiving.
“Are you saying that you don't--?” Hikaru was also gaping.
“Never have!” Takaki giggled, enjoying their shock once he figured out what had them so frazzled. The group turned to stare at Daiki, who turned a shade of scarlet and reached out to whack Takaki lightly on the top of his head.
Keito inwardly felt like this was a moment of 'TMI' but they were ten teenage boys, it was to be expected.
“I had no idea...” Yabu stuttered, trying to wrap his mind around it. “Who'd have thought that Daiki!--!!” He stopped himself before yelling '--would be on top!' in front of 7, inwardly scolding himself. His babies didn't need any more corruption!
Ryutaro looked around in confusion “What are you guys talking about? Why is Dai-chan a tiger?”
There was a long pause as the other members looked at each other. Ryutaro was always so awkward! It was Inoo who spoke first “Uuuuuhm....men are like cats” he began lamely. Then stopped because he had no idea where to go from there.
Ryutaro still looked lost “Say what?”
Before anyone could stop him, Hikaru grinned and said “He means that when stroked we both purr.” This time several hands were whacking him “Whaaaaat!?”
This was still lost on Ryutaro, who blinked, eyes still full of innocence. “Stroking? You mean like this?” He ran his fingers through Chinen's hair like he would a cat's. Keito glared at his back rather possessively, twitching slightly as he watched them.
“Noooo” Daiki replied “Stroking like this.” And as his hands started going south on Takaki, seven other boys immediately tackled him. “Yaaaah!!!”
“Hey! Get off my tiger!”
“You perv!”
“I was just--!”
“Aaaaah!!!!!”
“That's it!” Yabu stood over the heap of bodies “No sex for any of you! For a week!” He yelled, louder then necessary since the room had become rather quite. Everyone, even the adorable Chinen, feared their leader's wrath.
“Hey!”
“Whaaaaat?!”
“You can't do that!”
“Yabuuuuuu!?” Cries and protests came from many of the other boys. Takaki looked like he was about to have a panic attack and the rest didn't look much better.
Yabu's eyes were poisonous as he glared at all of them (minus Ryutaro). “Want me to make it a month?”
They all shut up. Yabu was freaking pissed and he wouldn't calm down until Shoon had a hold of him. Better to leave things as they were...and while it was completely ridiculous it was also believable that Yabu could deprive them of sex for a week.
But one whole week? They'd die! They were healthy boys and they had - as Hikaru constantly pointed out - very demanding needs.
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A/N: So now you know...I was a terrible writer. Even worse then I am now. Sowwy.