Everyone Says I Should Watch This Showpsuedo_catalystOctober 21 2011, 20:13:16 UTC
“Buffy, save me!” cried the male friend who possibly dies later in the series, after it has switched from Monster Of The Week to Deeply Plot-Driven Show, only possibly not--the author has just remembered she read a post-series crossover once which may have featured this character being alive.
Buffy, unable to resist the cry of a friend in need, despite the fact that Uther Pendragon has told her to sit this one out until they know what they are dealing with, jumps into action. She kicks some ass.
Alas, the ass-kicking is not enough! Buffy is driven into retreat with Still-Unnamed-Male-Friend, who is staring at her with adoring eyes, and in her desperation, she calls upon her best friend, the geeky but hot witch!
Alas again, the possibly anachronistic cell phone rings and rings into the void--Geeky-But-Hot is too busy making out with her girlfriend, who is either not dead yet, or has been ressurected by fandom, to notice.
It looks like it might be too late for our heroes--the as-yet-unidentified menace is closing in--when, lo, an Angel appears.
That is what it looks like to Buffy’s stress-addled brain, anyway, for a moment as he descends on the ravening horde in a fury of fists, or something equally flowery and hard to picture. As her vision clears, she realizes it is only her vampire ex-boyfriend, who she will remained broken up with because Their Love Is Doomed, but will still go to prom with.
She swoons a little, covers it with a sarcastic comment, and they are off in the cloud of witty banter she has missed.
“Well fuck that,” unnamed male friend says, surveying the now empty graveyard.
Re: Everyone Says I Should Watch This Showgigi_tasticOctober 22 2011, 22:18:30 UTC
UTHER PENDRAGON BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I CALL HIM GILES IN SHINY TWEED. Because the chain mail reminds me of tweed.. sort of. This is wonderful
Re: Everyone Says I Should Watch This Showpsuedo_catalystOctober 24 2011, 05:10:29 UTC
BEST KNIGHTS EVER. THEY ONLY INJURE THEMSELVES LADDER JOUSTING SOME OF THE TIME, AND NOT NEARLY SO OFTEN SINCE THEY'VE STARTED REMEMBERING TO MOVE THE TABLE OVER FIRST. ARTHUR DESPAIRS OF THEM SOMETIMES.
Buffy, unable to resist the cry of a friend in need, despite the fact that Uther Pendragon has told her to sit this one out until they know what they are dealing with, jumps into action. She kicks some ass.
Alas, the ass-kicking is not enough! Buffy is driven into retreat with Still-Unnamed-Male-Friend, who is staring at her with adoring eyes, and in her desperation, she calls upon her best friend, the geeky but hot witch!
Alas again, the possibly anachronistic cell phone rings and rings into the void--Geeky-But-Hot is too busy making out with her girlfriend, who is either not dead yet, or has been ressurected by fandom, to notice.
It looks like it might be too late for our heroes--the as-yet-unidentified menace is closing in--when, lo, an Angel appears.
That is what it looks like to Buffy’s stress-addled brain, anyway, for a moment as he descends on the ravening horde in a fury of fists, or something equally flowery and hard to picture. As her vision clears, she realizes it is only her vampire ex-boyfriend, who she will remained broken up with because Their Love Is Doomed, but will still go to prom with.
She swoons a little, covers it with a sarcastic comment, and they are off in the cloud of witty banter she has missed.
“Well fuck that,” unnamed male friend says, surveying the now empty graveyard.
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I CALL HIM GILES IN SHINY TWEED. Because the chain mail reminds me of tweed.. sort of. This is wonderful
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