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The Tragic Love Story of Pretty Boys on a Beach (X-Men: First Class) cherrybina October 21 2011, 14:00:17 UTC
“So, you’re like a human magnet and I can read minds,” James McAvoy says to Michael Fassbender. “We should team up for world domination.”

Michael Fassbender smiles at him, showing his approximately 3734906 teeth and says, “That sounds awesome, but do you know what would be even better? Kinky sex. Think of the possibilities. I'm not sure I entirely understand how it would work, but we can handwave it all away for the sake of fabulous orgasms.”

“Mmmmmm HOT, but how did we end up on this beach?” James McAvoy says, looking around in confusion.

“I think our plane crashed? Possibly there were missiles involved, I’m not really sure. Why don’t you clutch at your head and read someone’s mind to find out?” Michael Fassbender says, while wearing a weird helmet-thing on his head that he may or may not have stolen from Loki.

“They’re all… busy. Or maybe we’re alone? THIS IS VERY CONFUSING,” James McAvoy says, and then he falls down on the ground in slow motion.

“Why are you crying?” Michael Fassbender asks, rocking his beautiful blue-eyed boyfriend-soon-to-be-enemy in his arms.

“I think we’re both crying, actually,” James McAvoy says through his delicate tears of angst.

“Probably it’s because we end up as mortal enemies someday, but I don’t actually know which one of us is the bad guy. I don’t even know which one of us ends up in a wheelchair.”

“THIS IS ALL VERY TRAGIC,” James McAvoy says, still crying, because he does that a lot.

“You read my mind.”

“Oh please,” James McAvoy says. “That's the most overused cliche in this fandom.”

“Hush now,” Michael Fassbender and all of his teeth say. “And cry pretty for me.”

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Re: The Tragic Love Story of Pretty Boys on a Beach (X-Men: First Class) pocky_slash October 21 2011, 14:02:28 UTC
100% ACCURATE XD

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Re: The Tragic Love Story of Pretty Boys on a Beach (X-Men: First Class) second_batgirl October 21 2011, 14:19:31 UTC
This is AMAZING AND PERFECT. :DDDD

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Re: The Tragic Love Story of Pretty Boys on a Beach (X-Men: First Class) liveonthesun October 21 2011, 14:36:38 UTC
Hands down, the most fantastic piece of literature I have ever read.

Four for you, cherrybina. You go, cherrybina.

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Re: The Tragic Love Story of Pretty Boys on a Beach (X-Men: First Class) afrocurl October 21 2011, 15:46:41 UTC
So accurate I want to cry tears of joy.

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Re: The Tragic Love Story of Pretty Boys on a Beach (X-Men: First Class) torigates October 21 2011, 16:42:41 UTC
hahaha, oh man this is perfect!!!

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Re: The Tragic Love Story of Pretty Boys on a Beach (X-Men: First Class) starsparkle333 October 21 2011, 18:14:02 UTC
This is definitely what happened.

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Re: The Tragic Love Story of Pretty Boys on a Beach (X-Men: First Class) green_grrl October 21 2011, 18:16:02 UTC
LAST LINE BEST EVER!!!! *wheeze*

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Re: The Tragic Love Story of Pretty Boys on a Beach (X-Men: First Class) solar_cat October 21 2011, 21:09:48 UTC
Yep, that's pretty much how I remember the movie. A++! =D

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Re: The Tragic Love Story of Pretty Boys on a Beach (X-Men: First Class) alexi_lupin October 21 2011, 23:59:29 UTC
OMG BEST

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Re: The Tragic Love Story of Pretty Boys on a Beach (X-Men: First Class) clear_liqueur October 22 2011, 02:24:40 UTC
"James McAvoy says, still crying, because he does that a lot."

So accurate, OMG!!! XD

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Re: The Tragic Love Story of Pretty Boys on a Beach (X-Men: First Class) chiasmus October 22 2011, 06:20:15 UTC
COMPLETELY TRUE TO FORM.

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Re: The Tragic Love Story of Pretty Boys on a Beach (X-Men: First Class) tracy7307 October 22 2011, 22:00:57 UTC
approximately 3734906 teeth

BAHAHHAA YES. AND THIS FRIGHTENS ME, ACTUALLY.

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Re: The Tragic Love Story of Pretty Boys on a Beach (X-Men: First Class) insomniac_tales October 23 2011, 13:22:29 UTC
Everything about this is spot on perfection. A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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Re: The Tragic Love Story of Pretty Boys on a Beach (X-Men: First Class) cherrybina October 24 2011, 08:29:57 UTC
DELICATE TEARS OF ANGST. I LOVE YOU.

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