Based on the last two minutes of every episode that was on before Sailor Moon...ncc_gqmfOctober 16 2010, 14:39:12 UTC
"I will fight you because then I can destroy the earth or something! I don't actually know what the villains on this show are for!" cried the overly muscled man with the gravity-free hairdo.
"I am stronger than you so I will beat you!" cried the good guy, who looked exactly the same. They were both floating in midair.
"What? No you're not." The villain crossed his arms, his Liefield-like anatomy somehow permitting it. "I'm a level 7900 Saiyajin, you can't beat me."
"I am! I'm level 8000! I totally win."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Shit. POWER UP TIME!" The baddie clenched his fists, squatted down, and started to scream. His hair turned blonde. This sequence lasted for ten minutes.
"Oh, no! Now he's over 9000!" shouted that green dude, because I think this is where that joke comes from?
"I'd better power up, too!" Veins bulging, the good guy took another ten minutes to bleach his hair and grow a few extra muscles. While this was happening, the bad guy waited patiently.
"All right! Now it's time!" he shouted, when he was sure the good guy was ready.
"Kamehameha!" yelled the good guy, lunging slowly at the bad guy. "AHHHH!"
"Attack phrase!" yelled the bad guy, drifting towards the good guy with his fists out. "AHHHH--"
NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z:
"--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Oh no, he's powering up again! What will we do now?"
"I am stronger than you so I will beat you!" cried the good guy, who looked exactly the same. They were both floating in midair.
"What? No you're not." The villain crossed his arms, his Liefield-like anatomy somehow permitting it. "I'm a level 7900 Saiyajin, you can't beat me."
"I am! I'm level 8000! I totally win."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Shit. POWER UP TIME!" The baddie clenched his fists, squatted down, and started to scream. His hair turned blonde. This sequence lasted for ten minutes.
"Oh, no! Now he's over 9000!" shouted that green dude, because I think this is where that joke comes from?
"I'd better power up, too!" Veins bulging, the good guy took another ten minutes to bleach his hair and grow a few extra muscles. While this was happening, the bad guy waited patiently.
"All right! Now it's time!" he shouted, when he was sure the good guy was ready.
"Kamehameha!" yelled the good guy, lunging slowly at the bad guy. "AHHHH!"
"Attack phrase!" yelled the bad guy, drifting towards the good guy with his fists out. "AHHHH--"
NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z:
"--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Oh no, he's powering up again! What will we do now?"
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BRILLIANT. :D
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