I don't think I could write in any of your fandoms, but "Places I Never Meant to Be" is clearly John/Rodney aliens-made-us-do-it fic. =P
Because John may have had an idle daydream or two about shutting Rodney up with his lips (though he certainly never fantasized about shutting Rodney up with his cock) and he really never meant to do either of those things. But the priest guy was really insistent, and it's not like any of them would ever expect Teyla to help them out in that particular circumstance, and if they got a ZPM out of it then Caldwell probably wouldn't try to get him discharged. And everybody knew Rodney would do anything for a ZPM, but John hadn't expected Rodney would be so enthusiastic about the whole thing; he even made sure that John came, too, before wrapping a sheet around himself and demanding to be taken to their technology.
I wrote Rodney for you :)scrollgirlMarch 5 2009, 16:47:21 UTC
Good Omen
After they fly Atlantis to the new planet, and after Colonel Carter has settled in as expedition leader and (most) people have given up hope of ever seeing Dr. Weir again, exobiology discovers porpoise-like creatures off the south coast of the snake-infested mainland. There's a female calf that takes a particular shine to Rodney when he and Radek go to set up an observatory after the exobiology bitches at them for three weeks straight, and Radek says he should name her.
But Rodney just calls it "whale" like he did to the not-whales on their old planet. In his head he calls her "Elizabeth", and tells himself that plenty of people get things named after them while they're still alive, and that it doesn't mean anything. He knows Elizabeth is (was) like most women and thinks dolphins are cute -- that's all it is.
In any case, they're supposed to be a good omen for sailors, and at this point Rodney will take all the luck he can get.
Ok I lied about not writing SGA mainly because I totally forgot that I had this verse floating around but be kind about continuity errors since I haven't seen SGA since I fell out of love with it last summer.The phone call was short and to the point
( ... )
Except Rodney had another piece of information. Lorne hadn’t just lost his best friend, he’d stolen his family too.
“Don’t you have a sister of your own? Did you have to steal mine too? Sending my best friend off to who knows when wasn’t enough for you huh?” The way his face paled should have made Rodney feel better, but somehow it didn’t and before Rodney could go on Jeannie stopped him.
“He didn’t steal anything from you. You walked away so don’t you dare blame him for being here when we needed him, for being the uncle you could never be, especially not when he’s done so much to help you
( ... )
Eeeeee! I love this verse, I really do! Lorne! Rodney! JEANNIE! And Madison, all grown up! Awwww! Thank you! If you do this meme, point me towards it and I will write something for you! And if not, I'll do it anyway ;D
(Also, I am disturbingly bummed about not getting the Jamie/Stephanie XD)
Because I'm crazy bored at work...semiroseMarch 6 2009, 03:32:26 UTC
Jamie barely blinked as she walked into her apartment to the sound of her voice coming out of the TV. She just tossed her stuff onto the chair a plopped down on the couch next to the girl watching and snagged the pint of ice cream from her hands
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Because John may have had an idle daydream or two about shutting Rodney up with his lips (though he certainly never fantasized about shutting Rodney up with his cock) and he really never meant to do either of those things. But the priest guy was really insistent, and it's not like any of them would ever expect Teyla to help them out in that particular circumstance, and if they got a ZPM out of it then Caldwell probably wouldn't try to get him discharged. And everybody knew Rodney would do anything for a ZPM, but John hadn't expected Rodney would be so enthusiastic about the whole thing; he even made sure that John came, too, before wrapping a sheet around himself and demanding to be taken to their technology.
-signed, I ♥ cliches
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OMG this is the best line ever! So Rodney. Forget the clothes, the technology is more important. :D
In other words, you are awesome.
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After they fly Atlantis to the new planet, and after Colonel Carter has settled in as expedition leader and (most) people have given up hope of ever seeing Dr. Weir again, exobiology discovers porpoise-like creatures off the south coast of the snake-infested mainland. There's a female calf that takes a particular shine to Rodney when he and Radek go to set up an observatory after the exobiology bitches at them for three weeks straight, and Radek says he should name her.
But Rodney just calls it "whale" like he did to the not-whales on their old planet. In his head he calls her "Elizabeth", and tells himself that plenty of people get things named after them while they're still alive, and that it doesn't mean anything. He knows Elizabeth is (was) like most women and thinks dolphins are cute -- that's all it is.
In any case, they're supposed to be a good omen for sailors, and at this point Rodney will take all the luck he can get.
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Except Rodney had another piece of information. Lorne hadn’t just lost his best friend, he’d stolen his family too.
“Don’t you have a sister of your own? Did you have to steal mine too? Sending my best friend off to who knows when wasn’t enough for you huh?” The way his face paled should have made Rodney feel better, but somehow it didn’t and before Rodney could go on Jeannie stopped him.
“He didn’t steal anything from you. You walked away so don’t you dare blame him for being here when we needed him, for being the uncle you could never be, especially not when he’s done so much to help you ( ... )
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(Also, I am disturbingly bummed about not getting the Jamie/Stephanie XD)
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I have like ... four started. And none finished. *shifty eyes* I clearly am having commitment problems.
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You are the best, Jen! ♥
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