you're still the only ten I see

[pocketssssssand]

Well niggas, I finally got some time to myself and jacked my uncle's laptop. I'm Here in the remotest assed cabin in the fuckin universe at the very tippiti top of the smoky mountains, and I've got a theory oof why the fuck they are so goddamn smoky, THE RIDICULOUS CLUSTER FUCK OF TRAFFIC! all of the pollution from the cars just comes up here and makes itself nice and comfy. There was like a fucking 8 mile line of cars and a sign that read "Congested Area" I took a picture of it just because it was so fucking retardedly pointless! Anyway's I know you are all wondering this, and the answer is no, I am not masturbating this entire trip, not because I dont want to, and trust me, I FUCKIN WANT TO, but because I have this weird hang-up about not being able to do it at a place other than my own shower. not that I have your attention, It hasnt been the complete shits here, my uncle is fuckin awesome, and I got to spend 2 hours diving in a lake to find a quarter, that was a blasty blast, (sarcasm) but I really do miss all of you guys, and I'm willing to admit, I actually do miss the hellhole Ive come to know as my home. (and no, not just cuz i can play with my pee pee to my heart's content there) I leave here Saturday, might not be back til like...Tuesday, when I get back you shall all know it though. I miss you guys. (HACK COUGH ilove you Katy CLEARS THROAT)

Unfathomably horny,

Michael Murray