i came up with this out of nowhere, enjoy.
Nolife13666 [3:22 AM]: Judge!
Twilightstud [3:22 AM]: shoot in head
Nolife13666 [3:22 AM]: My opponent is an asshoel
Twilightstud [3:22 AM]: no problem judge, my opponent just died
Nolife13666 [3:22 AM]: Damn...I think htats a match loss
Twilightstud [3:22 AM]: 2-0
Twilightstud [3:23 AM]: fuck head
Twilightstud [3:23 AM]: and i mean i fuck your head
Twilightstud [3:23 AM]: the hole i just opened
Nolife13666 [3:23 AM]: THat works
Twilightstud [3:23 AM]: with my bullet
Twilightstud [3:23 AM]: from my gun
Nolife13666 [3:23 AM]: damn
Twilightstud [3:23 AM]: from my gunsmith
Nolife13666 [3:23 AM]: if I could, I'd .wrist right now
Twilightstud [3:23 AM]: from china
Nolife13666 [3:23 AM]: china?
Nolife13666 [3:23 AM]: lame
Twilightstud [3:23 AM]: from steel
Twilightstud [3:23 AM]: from america
Nolife13666 [3:23 AM]: Gotta have an AK
Twilightstud [3:24 AM]: from 13 colonies
Twilightstud [3:24 AM]: from britan
Twilightstud [3:24 AM]: from spaniards
Twilightstud [3:24 AM]: from...greeks
Twilightstud [3:24 AM]: from cavepeople
Twilightstud [3:24 AM]: from jesus
Twilightstud [3:24 AM]: thats where i got my gun
Twilightstud [3:24 AM]: jesus
Twilightstud [3:25 AM]: he made it all possible
Nolife13666 [3:25 AM]: So, Jesus actually killed me...wheres my nail gun?
Twilightstud [3:25 AM]: thats from jesus too
Twilightstud [3:25 AM]: wanna hear how?
Nolife13666 [3:26 AM]: surwe
Twilightstud [3:26 AM]: Well...
Twilightstud [3:30 AM]: One day moses and all his jews were making the pyramids, moses then said, "fuck this shit" and then went and bitched to the king of egypt, then all that plague shit happened, you know about that already, parting the red sea, yadda yadda yadda. so anyway the pyramids still arent built, thats when jesus, just having discovered he must be the savior of man (much like goku) , age 13, ran away from home to the desert, (much like simba) there the king of egypt, (also known as a 'pharoh') was crying on his throne.
Nolife13666 [3:34 AM]: the pharoh is a little bitch
Twilightstud [3:34 AM]: "Whatsa matta" Jesus asked, the king replied, "I (sob) don't (sob) have anyone (sob) to (sob) build me (sob) any pyra (sob) mids" jesus then leaped into the air and told the king of egypt to get a nail gun and have mexicans do it, seeing as how nobody cares if mexicans use power tools not invented yet. The king asked "WTF is a nailgun?" Jesus punched the king in the throat and pulled a nailgun out of his mouth, the king was so happy, and jesus returned home. Later though, this adventure would haunt Jesus
Twilightstud [3:36 AM]: as the invention of the nailgun was used by the angry jews (who felt useless compared to the nailgun cuz it built the pyramids much faster, when the jews didnt want them built in the first place) used the nailgun to nail jesus to the cross. And that's where you got your nail gun joey.
Twilightstud [3:22 AM]: shoot in head
Nolife13666 [3:22 AM]: My opponent is an asshoel
Twilightstud [3:22 AM]: no problem judge, my opponent just died
Nolife13666 [3:22 AM]: Damn...I think htats a match loss
Twilightstud [3:22 AM]: 2-0
Twilightstud [3:23 AM]: fuck head
Twilightstud [3:23 AM]: and i mean i fuck your head
Twilightstud [3:23 AM]: the hole i just opened
Nolife13666 [3:23 AM]: THat works
Twilightstud [3:23 AM]: with my bullet
Twilightstud [3:23 AM]: from my gun
Nolife13666 [3:23 AM]: damn
Twilightstud [3:23 AM]: from my gunsmith
Nolife13666 [3:23 AM]: if I could, I'd .wrist right now
Twilightstud [3:23 AM]: from china
Nolife13666 [3:23 AM]: china?
Nolife13666 [3:23 AM]: lame
Twilightstud [3:23 AM]: from steel
Twilightstud [3:23 AM]: from america
Nolife13666 [3:23 AM]: Gotta have an AK
Twilightstud [3:24 AM]: from 13 colonies
Twilightstud [3:24 AM]: from britan
Twilightstud [3:24 AM]: from spaniards
Twilightstud [3:24 AM]: from...greeks
Twilightstud [3:24 AM]: from cavepeople
Twilightstud [3:24 AM]: from jesus
Twilightstud [3:24 AM]: thats where i got my gun
Twilightstud [3:24 AM]: jesus
Twilightstud [3:25 AM]: he made it all possible
Nolife13666 [3:25 AM]: So, Jesus actually killed me...wheres my nail gun?
Twilightstud [3:25 AM]: thats from jesus too
Twilightstud [3:25 AM]: wanna hear how?
Nolife13666 [3:26 AM]: surwe
Twilightstud [3:26 AM]: Well...
Twilightstud [3:30 AM]: One day moses and all his jews were making the pyramids, moses then said, "fuck this shit" and then went and bitched to the king of egypt, then all that plague shit happened, you know about that already, parting the red sea, yadda yadda yadda. so anyway the pyramids still arent built, thats when jesus, just having discovered he must be the savior of man (much like goku) , age 13, ran away from home to the desert, (much like simba) there the king of egypt, (also known as a 'pharoh') was crying on his throne.
Nolife13666 [3:34 AM]: the pharoh is a little bitch
Twilightstud [3:34 AM]: "Whatsa matta" Jesus asked, the king replied, "I (sob) don't (sob) have anyone (sob) to (sob) build me (sob) any pyra (sob) mids" jesus then leaped into the air and told the king of egypt to get a nail gun and have mexicans do it, seeing as how nobody cares if mexicans use power tools not invented yet. The king asked "WTF is a nailgun?" Jesus punched the king in the throat and pulled a nailgun out of his mouth, the king was so happy, and jesus returned home. Later though, this adventure would haunt Jesus
Twilightstud [3:36 AM]: as the invention of the nailgun was used by the angry jews (who felt useless compared to the nailgun cuz it built the pyramids much faster, when the jews didnt want them built in the first place) used the nailgun to nail jesus to the cross. And that's where you got your nail gun joey.