Almost got fired today
So here's how it went down... I was working door, fof you who are retaded that means I was the guy ripping tickets and directing people, and this lady who just happened to be missing a leg asks me if she can go outside to smoke then comeback in. I said, that's fine, but youve got to show me your stub when you come back. The lady then glared at me with the intensity of the most intensest thing ever seen by michael murray, and asked to talk to my manager. I then said, nononononononononnonononono, ma'am, i meant your ticket stub.