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1. Hi, my name is....
Michael Fuckin Murray
2. Never in my life have I been....
Anally probed
3. The one person who can drive me nuts is...
Katy Westfall
4. High school...
Is for chumps
5. When I'm nervous....
I explode
6. The last song I listened to was...
ultimate showdown
7. If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor:
A methodist
8. My hair is...
On my head
9. When I was 5...
I peed on a Dentist
10. Last Christmas...
I got a DS
11. I should be...
An emu
12. When I look down I see...
My penis
13. The happiest recent event was...
Watching Katy fall asleep
14. If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be...
Joey
15. By this time next year....
I might be dead
16. My current annoyance is...
My eevee will take forever to evolve
17. I have a hard time understanding..
Stupid people
Among other things.
18. There's this girl I know that...
I want to kick in the face
19. You know I like you when...
You let me see your boobies?
20. If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be...
Katy, hahahahahaha bitch, im acomplished hahahahaha shut up
21. Take my advice...
The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty.
22. The thing I want to buy...
is condoms
23. If you visited the place I was born...
Youd be in my mothers vagina
24. This month I plan to visit...
The toilet
25. If you spent the night at my house...
Id write on your face
26. I'd stop my wedding if...
Someone didnt hold their piece
27. The world could do without...
Joey Sprouse's Brother
28. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than...
nothing, thats the epitome of pleasure to me
29. Most recent thing I've bought myself...
razors, a tie
30. Most recent thing someone else bought me...
most likely food from katy
31. The last alcoholic drink I had...
vodka
32. The number of places I've lived...
a lot
33. The last person I called was...
super house
34. My middle name is...
Anthony
35. In the morning I...
am erect
36. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are...
tigers
37. Once, at a bar...
I did body shots off of this amputee
38. Last night I was...
at joeys humble abode
39. There's this guy I know who...
Has a huge dick, curly hair, beats women, causes cancer, and hates taco bell
40. What I need is...
to get laid
41. A better name for me would be..
Connor?
42. Tomorrow I am...
Going ape shit
43. Tonight I am...
Hanging out with max, joey and chris
44. My birthday is...
04/05/90
Michael Fuckin Murray
2. Never in my life have I been....
Anally probed
3. The one person who can drive me nuts is...
Katy Westfall
4. High school...
Is for chumps
5. When I'm nervous....
I explode
6. The last song I listened to was...
ultimate showdown
7. If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor:
A methodist
8. My hair is...
On my head
9. When I was 5...
I peed on a Dentist
10. Last Christmas...
I got a DS
11. I should be...
An emu
12. When I look down I see...
My penis
13. The happiest recent event was...
Watching Katy fall asleep
14. If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be...
Joey
15. By this time next year....
I might be dead
16. My current annoyance is...
My eevee will take forever to evolve
17. I have a hard time understanding..
Stupid people
Among other things.
18. There's this girl I know that...
I want to kick in the face
19. You know I like you when...
You let me see your boobies?
20. If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be...
Katy, hahahahahaha bitch, im acomplished hahahahaha shut up
21. Take my advice...
The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty.
22. The thing I want to buy...
is condoms
23. If you visited the place I was born...
Youd be in my mothers vagina
24. This month I plan to visit...
The toilet
25. If you spent the night at my house...
Id write on your face
26. I'd stop my wedding if...
Someone didnt hold their piece
27. The world could do without...
Joey Sprouse's Brother
28. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than...
nothing, thats the epitome of pleasure to me
29. Most recent thing I've bought myself...
razors, a tie
30. Most recent thing someone else bought me...
most likely food from katy
31. The last alcoholic drink I had...
vodka
32. The number of places I've lived...
a lot
33. The last person I called was...
super house
34. My middle name is...
Anthony
35. In the morning I...
am erect
36. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are...
tigers
37. Once, at a bar...
I did body shots off of this amputee
38. Last night I was...
at joeys humble abode
39. There's this guy I know who...
Has a huge dick, curly hair, beats women, causes cancer, and hates taco bell
40. What I need is...
to get laid
41. A better name for me would be..
Connor?
42. Tomorrow I am...
Going ape shit
43. Tonight I am...
Hanging out with max, joey and chris
44. My birthday is...
04/05/90