pussy from around the world.
well, friends... or lack there of, i just got back from a 10 week trek in europe. it was fun. the sex was good, in MOST countries. for example the brit bitches were easy enough, just not all that great. the french cunts just stank something terrible. i mean, they were eeeeasy... but shit, a bath in recent memory would be nice. now, the swiss girls are something else. wowee wowee wow wow wow. that's all i have to say abou tthat. the german girls are too used to german men and their, well, whatever german men are... scary really. now, if you want goooood pussy, might i suggest croatia, slovakia, khazakstahn, or russia proper. those bitches love to drink fight and fuck. i don't think i went a single night without pussy in the eastern block. but hey, that's whay you take trips like that. thinking of framing my eurrail pass. oh, and a word to the wise... if you EVER get the chance to go to ibiza spain... do it. for gods sake man, do it. italy was fun... but i think every guy over there is gay. it's wierd. maybe just an ethnic thing, but it seemed like the dudes were hitting on me more than the chicks. very disconcerting. anyway, now i'm back and can't seem to bag an american broad to save my life. though, i now know, and can boast, that i officially have booty calls 4 continents and 15 countries. ahhhhh... now to conquer asia. that's next year. find me some cambodian khmer rouge pussy. anyway, i'm out. needs to find a warm hole.
-i got a fever.
-i got a fever.