Chronicles of Christmas Vacation, Part II:
What do you mean Dan ran out of gas? I wanted to see Tia Cathy!
That's ok Stephy, it gives me more time to pimp it with my girlfriend!
More time with the grandkids. Oh joy, Dad thinks.
At least I like this one, Dad reminds himself.
Yay! They're here! Let's open presents!
Yeah!
Wait, who the fuck are you?
I was just randomly mixed in the pictures Cathy's sister sent her. I don't know why.
Oh.
But while I'm here, have you noticed that Cathy and Dan can NEVER both look normal in a picture?
Yeah its weird. Do you mind if I eat?
Its funny how some toys are never outdated, isn't it?
Grandpa, can we ride the lawnmower now??
I need a nap after all this excitement. The bathroom floor looks nice.