Needs, Likes, Wants, Says

Oct 12, 2005 16:09

[google "(your name) needs"], etc.

First me:
1. Kristina needs more than a bandage. the world is broken and a sharp edge pierced her soul
2. Kristina likes being in the kitchen.
3. Kristina wants to fuck me, and the fact that I drive a 1979 pony won't change her mind, because I say so!
4. Kristina says (on September 30, 2005 09:05 PM):. No, its not the squirrels fault.

Jay
1. Jay needs a good old kick In the ass.
2. Jay likes his information like he likes his beer: unfiltered and in large quantities.
3. Jay wants to keep his wing wigglin' a secret so that no one will laugh at him.
4. Jay says she's never had to train a horse.

Lisa
1. Lisa needs more feed for her cattle.
2. Lisa likes to embarrass me when she’s sober, like when I brought home a woman, and she made Noah ask: “Are you my new mommy?”
3. Lisa wants to know why they’ve been cutting out on the drag races.
4. Lisa Says: Howdy, I live in Canada, and damn it Sheree you sent that damn post twice.

Mike
1. Mike needs to go back and... uh... continue slacking.
2. Mike likes brightly colored spinning objects.
3. Mike wants to know what you LIKE about Interlock.
4. Mike Says It's 'The Most Natural Way To Die'

Colin
1. Colin needs a stable home life, with better hygiene and routine.
2. Colin likes his women meaty.
3. Colin wants money to keep his mouth shut or he'll go to Lanie's new beau.
4. Colin says that prisoners basically have the same sexual health problems as the rest of the population.

John
1. John needs six women, seven men.
2. John likes 400 but not 300.
3. John wants to take a break from the cavorting.
4. John says he dreamed he chased Ann to a wedding to rich Ted and spanked her.

Courtney
1. Courtney needs to get back on drugs quickly.
2. Courtney likes Britney Spears.
3. Courtney wants to cover it up, and just act like she is sick, but Julie knows the right thing to do.
4. Courtney says she's 24, but I think she could be older.
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