Fanfiction: Naruto: Rivulet (Shisui/Sasuke)

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Title: Rivulet
Pairing: ShisuiSasuke
A/N: No, I don't know what my problem is. You can thank Mai for this. Warnings for slight smut.
Summary: Itachi leaves. Shisui crumbles. Sasuke scrounges the pieces.
Rating: M
Word Count: 1,903

Comments

[ronsard]

SOB. It feels so wrong, and yet I couldn't stop reading, goddamn you ;__; Oh Shisui, bb, where did you drop your game? Get in a car and chase down that mofo. Track his credit cards if you have to. Not a stalker, I swear.

Part of me is wondering what the hell is Sasuke's motive in doing this? Is he just trying to work out his pent-up sexual frustration? Why does... his bed smell like Itachi? WHY ARE THEY ALL SO RETARDED? And why did I enjoy reading that scene so much? orz

I think it is only fair to tell you that I have spent most of this (pain-filled) afternoon trolling the net for Shisui/Sasuke fics, and also contemplating some kind of fevered hallucination about a story where Shisui runs away, and then returns just in time to attend Itachi's wedding (which he wasn't invited to) and starts carrying on some kind of shameful affair with Sasuke... AND NOW YOU'VE BROKEN DOWN MY LAST DEFENSE. I may always want to slash them now. I mean, I wouldn't want to, but some part of me would still be all, "Go on. Do iiiiiit. Remember that fic Cj wrote?"

/hug you and run away

[pochibubblytea]

Ultimate revenge again Itachi, bone his brother. His innocent, little baby brother. Itachi would flip the fuck out xD

I think, first, Sasuke was always jealous of Shisui for getting Itachi's attention, so this was at least a chance to somehow get anyone's attention. Sasuke can be a manipulative little jerk, this is very true. While I ship NaruSasu (because Sasuke deserves to be beat sometimes), I still feel like Sasuke can be an undeserving asshole, and Naruto would still love him unconditionally. So with something to go downstairs and whine and cry about, he'd steal the spotlight for a little while and Naruto would have to pay attention to him.

Not to mention Sasuke's probably a little incestuous with Itachi, so messing around with Shisui could be a good chance to get back at Itachi for leaving, since he's his only friend and 'most special person <3 <3 <3.'

Shisui/Sasuke was kind of fun to write ;-; fuckfuckfuckiwannawritemoar.

ITACHI WOULD WALK BACK TO STRAIGHTEN HIS TUX, ONLY TO FIND SHISUI FUCKING SASUKE ON THE BUREAU, AND HEAR HIM CALL ITACHI'S NAME.

Then Itachi would get dad pissed, and get married. But wait! Then he wouldn't be able to get the images of Sasuke and Shisui out of his head. He'd never thought about sexuality before, always assumed everyone was so mechanical and uncaring. So then there's a threesome. Yep.

A crazy, incestuous, triangular love spectacle.

[ronsard]

More like his jerkass, crazy-as-hell brother. One of the lines I've managed to write (seriously) goes something like: "Sasuke, it turned out, would be his key into the house, sneaking Shisui in through the same back window and into his bed, in the spacious room that had once been his and Itachi's, in order to claim victory in having seduced him." Skank.

Also, I think Itachi is marrying Hinata, Shisui's only confidante from childhood, so really it's all a big mess. What is happening to my brain?

Like Sasuke even needs to try to get Naruto's attention, anyway. Isn't it the other way around? Naruto probably did start regretting bringing Shisui along when he saw him go upstairs with Sasuke.

I need to go... do something else now, because this obsession is skirting dangerously close to okay-ing ItaSasu, and I can't live with that D:

[pochibubblytea]

HAHA. So you're really writing it? Ace! This is going to be fucking fantastic. Please bear my chilren ;w; Sasuke is such a little power hungry skank. This is true fact.

Hinata xD She's never really stood out to me much as a character, but I can see annnny Uchiha marrying her before any other girl in the village, as she can shut up and if you squint, the dark hair might make her look like one of their male relatives.

AU Sasuke's always make me feel like they'd be even more selfish than canon Sasuke. Since it would be 'okay' to make friends and all that jazz, I feel like he'd be ridiculously possessive of Naruto, and since Naruto didn't grow up attention starved, he'd be pretty laid back and chill.

I've already okayed it. It's too late, go on without me, I won't make it!

Alsooooo, I thought about a new story idea whilst at work today. Semi-AU Shisui/Itachi, with everyone's gender switched. I've never written genderswitch before, and they'd make such pretty girls! ;-;

[ronsard]

No, I'm not >:| Writing that would not be okay. Hypothetically, that story would work better as original fiction, since Shisui is already practically an OC and once you remove him from the canon verse, any story with him as protagonist would seem extremely outlandish.

Hmm, where the hell was I going with tossing Hinata in there? Oh right, I wanted to have Shisui befriend and take care of someone who wasn't part of his insane family, so I had him tutor her. I think they would get along, and you know my thing with Shisui and little girls (wow, no part of that sentence is not WTF). The entire plot is about a person who hates living under his oppressive family and leaves to make his way in the world. Sort of a "he had a fight to pick with the entire world, and he won" situation -- but in leaving, he also has to leave behind the people he actually cares about, and then he discovers that you can't come back from that and if you left, those people would move on and stop needing you, but you wouldn't. Or something. If I weren't so obsessed with ItaShi right now, I'd write this as an original short story in a heartbeat.

(There is this one scene that's completely wtf which I actually kind of like: Shisui, Itachi, Hinata, and Sasuke are on a riverbank, and Shisui is teaching Hinata how to... be a windmill, while the Uchiha bros look on in complete mystification. I think I'll keep that one XD)

Everyone I know wants to do genderswitch :O Why is that? We have real girls you can slash, you know...

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And his bed smells like Itachi because they totally had sleepovers. Sasuke and him read magazines and did each other's nails, all while talking about how handsome Shisui and Naruto were and putting pillows over their ears when their parents when at it.

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