friends r like fishes
My friend Ravi is full of jokes, and regularly sends me silly SMS messages. Like this one:
Friends r like fishes..u hv 2 sit
patiently 4a long time 2catch
a nice one..just like i caught u..
better stay nice or il fry u....
... Good morning have a nice day
...
Or this joke:
An American, a Russian, and an Indian are all digging in the earth to find out their country's history. The American digs down 1500 feet and finds a telephone wire, and says "See, we had the telephone 1500 years ago!" Then the Russian digs down 1000 feet and finds a fibre optic cable, and prounounces, "Sure, but look at this, we had fibre optics 1000 years ago!"
The Indian digs down 500 feet and finds nothing. So he says, "We are even better -- we had wireless communication 500 years ago!"
Friends r like fishes..u hv 2 sit
patiently 4a long time 2catch
a nice one..just like i caught u..
better stay nice or il fry u....
... Good morning have a nice day
...
Or this joke:
An American, a Russian, and an Indian are all digging in the earth to find out their country's history. The American digs down 1500 feet and finds a telephone wire, and says "See, we had the telephone 1500 years ago!" Then the Russian digs down 1000 feet and finds a fibre optic cable, and prounounces, "Sure, but look at this, we had fibre optics 1000 years ago!"
The Indian digs down 500 feet and finds nothing. So he says, "We are even better -- we had wireless communication 500 years ago!"