Okay, I'll Do It

Nov 19, 2008 11:51

via ebowthegirl , procrastination materials.

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
* Anne Joseph

(Mom actually doesn't have a middle name.  Her name is Marianne, so I just broke it up.)

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
* Walter John

(Um, I'm a WOMAN?  I pick mother's mom and father's mom, instead:  Julia Cecelia.  Ooooh good porn name, too).

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
* KeKimb

4.DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
* Blue Spider

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
* Kathryn Ann Arbor

(I came up in and around Detroit, though, and doesn't that sound better?  Kathryn Detroit, PI.)

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning)
* The Purple Tequila?

(Hmmm.  How about The Purple Shiraz instead?  Sounds way better, and I'm about even on Shiraz and Tequila)

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
* Kias

(hee!  That one, I like)

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
* Caramel Chocolate Chip

(How very, very inappropriate.   Definitely false advertising.)

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
* Chili Duncan.

(Okay, it's my MIL's dog, but really?  The newts are called Fred and George).

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
* Peanut Richard.

(No, seriously.  Really Really).

ETA: Had to change Fly Name due to egregious misreading of directions!

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