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1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
* Anne Joseph
(Mom actually doesn't have a middle name. Her name is Marianne, so I just broke it up.)
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
* Walter John
(Um, I'm a WOMAN? I pick mother's mom and father's mom, instead: Julia Cecelia. Ooooh good porn name, too).
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
* KeKimb
4.DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
* Blue Spider
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
* Kathryn Ann Arbor
(I came up in and around Detroit, though, and doesn't that sound better? Kathryn Detroit, PI.)
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning)
* The Purple Tequila?
(Hmmm. How about The Purple Shiraz instead? Sounds way better, and I'm about even on Shiraz and Tequila)
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
* Kias
(hee! That one, I like)
8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
* Caramel Chocolate Chip
(How very, very inappropriate. Definitely false advertising.)
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
* Chili Duncan.
(Okay, it's my MIL's dog, but really? The newts are called Fred and George).
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
* Peanut Richard.
(No, seriously. Really Really).
ETA: Had to change Fly Name due to egregious misreading of directions!