awww naw man!!LMAO
awwwww tae bugery man am gittin worse:|
rght on friday dnt know whit the fuk happend to me i think ma boddy crashed or suhin man like jus shutdown fae all the drinkin n shit woke up n was in total pain on friday n a was like awww fuk man no friday am goin tae git pissed n shit on friday plz nooo friday, got up n i could barley see man room was spinin n shit all ma muscels were sore as fuk and i was like woooooo man eres where a fall n crack ma skull open, but i never a jus staggered into the bath n sat down in the shower for a bit n then got up headed downstairs takin sum painkillers and they done the sackt oppsite of wat there supposed to do i was like wtf man so i takin ten thinkin a propbs jus fall asleep or suhin or not feel netthin..... ten minuets l8a a wis like awwwww tae bugery man!!! a cannae handle this shishkin a need sum of the gid auld brew or suhin man, cause they jus made me feel even worse n ma sthomache felt as if it waws being crushed and ma head felt even worse n all ma muscles where pure kainin me and i was like im never ill man im never sick wtf is goin on man , tryed to sit down n watch a movie n i jus cudnt get cumffy so i was like aww fuk man best jus get goin so got ready n crap so i could do sighn on the brew n left house bout 11 am go to job centere sighned on walked round statue saw willow n sum wierdo n emz n sat there till charmaine came round n then errr canae mind err suhin suhin suhin suhin awww aye gullet came round n roxy came round and i was like ello fancie wzlkin tae the pub waeme rox n she said shes leavin at like 1 to go to her college to feed the animals (her college is a fukin farm man all these mad animasl n shishkin) and she said yeh ill go if u come to college wi me n back i was like yeh cool lets go, walked to pub looked bout n ma bstard dadeo wasnt there and i was like aye rght bitch i need money tosser, me roxy jumped on bus n trecked to wisemen its fukin ages by this time a had being through another pack of pain killers n they kinda worked ddnt feel sore jus had a really sore sthomache n helped her out n we left her college at half 3 n by this time a was fallin asleep while walkin n shit so im lik woooo bstard man, so i fell asleep on roxy on the bus then we got statue again and mt lauren and punk alix (top alkie) oh aye n kev who seemed to hink it was funnie tht i was chalk white n talkin like a junkie ¬.¬ dick by this time a felt proper sick n was proper sore again and a txted rachie babes from amy's fone n she came down statue den me punk alix rachie tallie n lauren went n got sm boze boze from iceland (aye iceland sells boze man :|) it was bout 7 ocolck n we went back up statue n it was pissin down rainin had being all day and saw lewis n his twin tt n they wanted us to go buy m sum fags cause coventry shops are well pickie bout fag sellin, (wanks) n met ma dad at bus stop wen we was walkin down n then he tells me aye his lankie boitch of a gf is cummin down for DINNER andher son(twat) and he said jus for dinner(they ended up stayin tossers) so walked to sainsburrys got fags tapped two of tt n swaged another wan for rachie smoked tht on the way back up to the statue(i probs spent more time at statue than on ma livin room couch)sat at statue n punk alex talie n lauren where still there n then we left them lauren went home n alex n tallie went up memorial(i really cudnt do the treq or i wuda went) then me n rachie went n got the bus to mines but wen we was waitin on the bus sum guy asked rachie wat bass goes to wood end or suhin n she sent him on the 34 which goes no where near where he wanted to go :|, so we went back to mines n we jus lay on my double kingsize bed with the leather head board :-P yass man, and drank the drink and doc peper n sat n watched dvd's and videos then sum other randum shit which i really aint gunna go into but ended we feel asllep n woke up at 8 am n i still felt kinda crappy n we sat n watched toy story dozzed off again woke up messed bout doin mad shit then bout 1 ocolck we actualy got outa bed n rach had togo home n a got rdy n feelt ok grabed he painkillers n headed to......yep u guessed it the statue where a met everyone cnt be assed wiv like th 50 names id have to list out but met heather (status :steamin) carly (status :steamin and almost aslep) and jenny she was sobber n charmaine n then me jenny charmaine and heather decided bout time we got drunk so me n heather ( i had to carry heather) went to the offy and for the first time ever the old bastard id'd me n i had to walk back up draggin heather the mad steamer along(proper jelous tht she was steamin)as we where walkin bak up to the statue heather started bitchin really loudly bout this girl charlie but heather ddnt notice she was walkin rght past us as she was shoutin all this shit bout her n i was like er heather hun shes rght there , n she was like awww naw!!! fuk aww crap shit one, ach well, so we got back statue n told them the predicumint we was in bout not avin alkieholn heather was freakin out no joke she was cryin tht she cudnt get drink and shit :| so jenny managed to perswed anton to go down to bodyfuel n get us big bottle of vodka and absence so me n anton walked to bodyfuel which is a treq and they ddnt ave abbsence so we was like ooook but got ma vodka :D:D:D so back to the statue we went heather freaked out no absence and jenny cant drink vod for shit and body fuel was shut but dumb lil me walked down wiv one of charmaines mates to bodyfuel and it was shut so we walked to sainsburys and got white rum then on way back up statue jenny heather and rachie babes was walkin down to toilets in the libary (yeh duff duff another one of ma owen public toilets) so sat waited on them cummin out n went back up statue n loadsa ppl stil there so then it was to find where we wanted to drink memorial was to mutch of a tyreq n willow got stabbed in the shoulder there on friday nite and alex got bottles chucked at him n shit so fuk tht, so we went to the waterfall round the side of cathedrial we done sum stupid shit it was me rachiebabes anton jenny heather charmaine and tht was it us lol we went and there was cammeras everyweres at the waterfall and i was heartbroken cause i love the waterfall bastards¬!!so we went to some mad steps instead n drank some then jenny had to go home to get her stuff and a bottle of bacardi , so shortly after she left we had all realised no one had eatin all day so we treked to the chippie and on the way anton got sum wierdos shoutin wooo we love rock music man marlyn manson!!! aye awrite mate, went shippie back to steps but decided the steps was crap n me n heather was like oh oh oh the scary door place n everyone was like waaaa ( scarey door place is a bit where the old cathedrial(the same cathedrial the nazis (john duffy) bombed) is tht lleads under the cathedrail n we sat there n got stoned n freaked eatch other out at it cause theres a red light through the windo and its oure pitch black) so we went round there sat n drank dun some mad amounts of stuppid shit talked some amount of pissh then it was dark n jenny foned sayin oh oh am in town so me n charmaine went to.....the statue to get her and e got her went back to scary door place sat got drunk for a bit n heather decided we shid all jus stay at hers so we we treqed to charmaines house so she could get her guitar ... lol and on the way down i grobbed n got of wiv a mettal statue of sum guy n got ma picture takin by jenny on her fone, we done sum really mad shit got to charmaines n rach had to go home so she got the bus n me n jenny sat in the pizza place so she cud get a pizza n we ate it obv n i stole a slat shaker of the counter n we trequed back to the scary door place while doin dumb shit oh oh oh yeh there was some junkie in the public girls toilets n he shat it from heather wen she started screamin fukin pervert!! at him :s wierd man, so we treqed back sat got drunk n me n charmaine halfed a E together first time i had takin one in ages, and we done more mad shit talke more pisshed n decided we shid get goin to heathers, (almost a 7 mile treq to her house from town) so we was on our way back n heather got hungry n stopped at the mad hotdog place and said she only has a quid n needs chips for everyone so the women gave us 2 porttions of chips for a quid and pure loads of chips and gave me a free cup of watter :-P and then we sat at statue for five mins n headed doin sill stuf got a fair distance cnt member but loadsa funnie shit happend jus cnt be sassed typin it and we gotto some mad house n heather presse door bell so we ran away we walked to sum bus stop sat had a drink got goin again to sum old folks home where everyone sat down n i went to see if the door bell worked n then ten minuets l8a loads ppl came out it so we ran and on the way to heathers charmain scratched sum sports car wiv her guitar and we chaped sum randum amounts of doors on the way ton heathers got to heathers and her uncle was there :| so we all had to go and we tryed to sneak heather out but her uncle went pear n only let jenny in and heather ddnt wanna get pure battrd for tryin to sneak out so me n charmaine n anton started another adventure lmao we started walkin back into town oh yeh n it was like half one in the mornin wen we was walkin bck to town from heathers lol we stopped bus stop drank sum more keep goin stopped old folks home again i went to press buzzer but there was like five cleaners and a security gaurd at the door n came out so was like no we talked some pisssh and i walked straight into a fukin pole while i was starin rght at it man, then got to canal bassin this is funny , there was swans and lil baby swans swanlins or what eva u call em n charmaine was like meh n standin away from them n anton was tryin to pat them n mean while i was tryion to batter them with a stick, then i found suhin more amusin, u know those big masive steel things they put in car parks to stop u from driven in but the can be lifted out, duffy for ur info man there 200 times hever than the ones in hamilton man i almsot broke ma back picckin it up and i was like aww fuk i cnt do this and anton was like cnt be tht heavy man n charmaines jus laughin away avin a lil gigle so i gave it anton to carry n he takin one step wiv it n droped nit n said fuk man thts honestly weighs a ton so i picked it back up thinkin ooh die lil swanies and sharmaines like wid be funnie if it draged u in the canal wiv it so i thrgouh it man i never got dragged in but anton dived out the way n i looked up n there was this big massive fuk off wave cummin right at me i9 was like awwww tae bugery n jus crouched down n got totaly soacked :| n those two where fukin laughin there head off at me so we leave the bassin walkin across this motor way bridge talkin bout jumpin off it n brakin ur legs n stuf n thes cid car drove past n i was look ooh nice car but i ddnt no it was a cid car then the full car lit up in blue n sirens startin goin off anf it flow down the mottor way aat like 20 to 400 miles per hour in a second man i was like oooh lol, so we walked through town n sat at the statue lmao!!! then we walke d abit more n hadsome of the stupidist looks of neds ever man and shit we got up to a beer garden where charmaine stole a ashtray lol then i went round the back of some pub n stole a pint glass n then further up we found a whell trim lol then we got to the doggie toilet n two guys walked out of it lookin well fukin dogie n we stud out side it n shouted in to make sure no one was raped or suhin man cause ur a guy u have ur pride u dnt walk in a womens toilet but we let and sat in a park drank sum more n head down ball hill where nuttin really append prt from anton tryin to catch a kitten then charmaine got draged in by her mum n me n anton walked a massive fukin treq to ma house where we final got in pit up the inflatable bed for anton and got him covers n stuf n we ko'd in like five seconds had an amazin sleep man antons snorin elped me get to sleep :-P then woke up bout 11 45 me n anotn got rdy n we went to..... the statue this is now sunday btw lol and i had alrdy foned rachie tellin her to go to town and meet me got to statue saw sk8er daz and lee then sketch came up sat wiv him talked bout crap emz came up then he left then jayson and lewis came up tellin us how the jus locked thereselves in a lift then they fuked off to do it again mad bastards then rach came up and by tht time still barley neone there then me sketch n rach went n got suhin to eat back to statue sat round sw sum ppl n me n rach went back to mines to do wat we do every sunday, lie in bed n watch dvd's then ma dad taen us out for a meal at like 7 oclock to the mad itialion mafia place (frankie & bennies the hefty gid resturant man) where i got bacon chesseburger n so did rachie n ma dad got spaguhtie or suhin then w got home bout 10 n men rach went back to bed n i tryed to watch the res of the ring n rach fell asleep n then i came down ere n am typin a shit load of shit bout the shitest shit eva :-P well neway man oh yeh i had a boston blue cocktail today man it was like an alcholic slush pupie!!!!! i loved it man!! aye well neay peace out love u bitches!!
rght on friday dnt know whit the fuk happend to me i think ma boddy crashed or suhin man like jus shutdown fae all the drinkin n shit woke up n was in total pain on friday n a was like awww fuk man no friday am goin tae git pissed n shit on friday plz nooo friday, got up n i could barley see man room was spinin n shit all ma muscels were sore as fuk and i was like woooooo man eres where a fall n crack ma skull open, but i never a jus staggered into the bath n sat down in the shower for a bit n then got up headed downstairs takin sum painkillers and they done the sackt oppsite of wat there supposed to do i was like wtf man so i takin ten thinkin a propbs jus fall asleep or suhin or not feel netthin..... ten minuets l8a a wis like awwwww tae bugery man!!! a cannae handle this shishkin a need sum of the gid auld brew or suhin man, cause they jus made me feel even worse n ma sthomache felt as if it waws being crushed and ma head felt even worse n all ma muscles where pure kainin me and i was like im never ill man im never sick wtf is goin on man , tryed to sit down n watch a movie n i jus cudnt get cumffy so i was like aww fuk man best jus get goin so got ready n crap so i could do sighn on the brew n left house bout 11 am go to job centere sighned on walked round statue saw willow n sum wierdo n emz n sat there till charmaine came round n then errr canae mind err suhin suhin suhin suhin awww aye gullet came round n roxy came round and i was like ello fancie wzlkin tae the pub waeme rox n she said shes leavin at like 1 to go to her college to feed the animals (her college is a fukin farm man all these mad animasl n shishkin) and she said yeh ill go if u come to college wi me n back i was like yeh cool lets go, walked to pub looked bout n ma bstard dadeo wasnt there and i was like aye rght bitch i need money tosser, me roxy jumped on bus n trecked to wisemen its fukin ages by this time a had being through another pack of pain killers n they kinda worked ddnt feel sore jus had a really sore sthomache n helped her out n we left her college at half 3 n by this time a was fallin asleep while walkin n shit so im lik woooo bstard man, so i fell asleep on roxy on the bus then we got statue again and mt lauren and punk alix (top alkie) oh aye n kev who seemed to hink it was funnie tht i was chalk white n talkin like a junkie ¬.¬ dick by this time a felt proper sick n was proper sore again and a txted rachie babes from amy's fone n she came down statue den me punk alix rachie tallie n lauren went n got sm boze boze from iceland (aye iceland sells boze man :|) it was bout 7 ocolck n we went back up statue n it was pissin down rainin had being all day and saw lewis n his twin tt n they wanted us to go buy m sum fags cause coventry shops are well pickie bout fag sellin, (wanks) n met ma dad at bus stop wen we was walkin down n then he tells me aye his lankie boitch of a gf is cummin down for DINNER andher son(twat) and he said jus for dinner(they ended up stayin tossers) so walked to sainsburrys got fags tapped two of tt n swaged another wan for rachie smoked tht on the way back up to the statue(i probs spent more time at statue than on ma livin room couch)sat at statue n punk alex talie n lauren where still there n then we left them lauren went home n alex n tallie went up memorial(i really cudnt do the treq or i wuda went) then me n rachie went n got the bus to mines but wen we was waitin on the bus sum guy asked rachie wat bass goes to wood end or suhin n she sent him on the 34 which goes no where near where he wanted to go :|, so we went back to mines n we jus lay on my double kingsize bed with the leather head board :-P yass man, and drank the drink and doc peper n sat n watched dvd's and videos then sum other randum shit which i really aint gunna go into but ended we feel asllep n woke up at 8 am n i still felt kinda crappy n we sat n watched toy story dozzed off again woke up messed bout doin mad shit then bout 1 ocolck we actualy got outa bed n rach had togo home n a got rdy n feelt ok grabed he painkillers n headed to......yep u guessed it the statue where a met everyone cnt be assed wiv like th 50 names id have to list out but met heather (status :steamin) carly (status :steamin and almost aslep) and jenny she was sobber n charmaine n then me jenny charmaine and heather decided bout time we got drunk so me n heather ( i had to carry heather) went to the offy and for the first time ever the old bastard id'd me n i had to walk back up draggin heather the mad steamer along(proper jelous tht she was steamin)as we where walkin bak up to the statue heather started bitchin really loudly bout this girl charlie but heather ddnt notice she was walkin rght past us as she was shoutin all this shit bout her n i was like er heather hun shes rght there , n she was like awww naw!!! fuk aww crap shit one, ach well, so we got back statue n told them the predicumint we was in bout not avin alkieholn heather was freakin out no joke she was cryin tht she cudnt get drink and shit :| so jenny managed to perswed anton to go down to bodyfuel n get us big bottle of vodka and absence so me n anton walked to bodyfuel which is a treq and they ddnt ave abbsence so we was like ooook but got ma vodka :D:D:D so back to the statue we went heather freaked out no absence and jenny cant drink vod for shit and body fuel was shut but dumb lil me walked down wiv one of charmaines mates to bodyfuel and it was shut so we walked to sainsburys and got white rum then on way back up statue jenny heather and rachie babes was walkin down to toilets in the libary (yeh duff duff another one of ma owen public toilets) so sat waited on them cummin out n went back up statue n loadsa ppl stil there so then it was to find where we wanted to drink memorial was to mutch of a tyreq n willow got stabbed in the shoulder there on friday nite and alex got bottles chucked at him n shit so fuk tht, so we went to the waterfall round the side of cathedrial we done sum stupid shit it was me rachiebabes anton jenny heather charmaine and tht was it us lol we went and there was cammeras everyweres at the waterfall and i was heartbroken cause i love the waterfall bastards¬!!so we went to some mad steps instead n drank some then jenny had to go home to get her stuff and a bottle of bacardi , so shortly after she left we had all realised no one had eatin all day so we treked to the chippie and on the way anton got sum wierdos shoutin wooo we love rock music man marlyn manson!!! aye awrite mate, went shippie back to steps but decided the steps was crap n me n heather was like oh oh oh the scary door place n everyone was like waaaa ( scarey door place is a bit where the old cathedrial(the same cathedrial the nazis (john duffy) bombed) is tht lleads under the cathedrail n we sat there n got stoned n freaked eatch other out at it cause theres a red light through the windo and its oure pitch black) so we went round there sat n drank dun some mad amounts of stuppid shit talked some amount of pissh then it was dark n jenny foned sayin oh oh am in town so me n charmaine went to.....the statue to get her and e got her went back to scary door place sat got drunk for a bit n heather decided we shid all jus stay at hers so we we treqed to charmaines house so she could get her guitar ... lol and on the way down i grobbed n got of wiv a mettal statue of sum guy n got ma picture takin by jenny on her fone, we done sum really mad shit got to charmaines n rach had to go home so she got the bus n me n jenny sat in the pizza place so she cud get a pizza n we ate it obv n i stole a slat shaker of the counter n we trequed back to the scary door place while doin dumb shit oh oh oh yeh there was some junkie in the public girls toilets n he shat it from heather wen she started screamin fukin pervert!! at him :s wierd man, so we treqed back sat got drunk n me n charmaine halfed a E together first time i had takin one in ages, and we done more mad shit talke more pisshed n decided we shid get goin to heathers, (almost a 7 mile treq to her house from town) so we was on our way back n heather got hungry n stopped at the mad hotdog place and said she only has a quid n needs chips for everyone so the women gave us 2 porttions of chips for a quid and pure loads of chips and gave me a free cup of watter :-P and then we sat at statue for five mins n headed doin sill stuf got a fair distance cnt member but loadsa funnie shit happend jus cnt be sassed typin it and we gotto some mad house n heather presse door bell so we ran away we walked to sum bus stop sat had a drink got goin again to sum old folks home where everyone sat down n i went to see if the door bell worked n then ten minuets l8a loads ppl came out it so we ran and on the way to heathers charmain scratched sum sports car wiv her guitar and we chaped sum randum amounts of doors on the way ton heathers got to heathers and her uncle was there :| so we all had to go and we tryed to sneak heather out but her uncle went pear n only let jenny in and heather ddnt wanna get pure battrd for tryin to sneak out so me n charmaine n anton started another adventure lmao we started walkin back into town oh yeh n it was like half one in the mornin wen we was walkin bck to town from heathers lol we stopped bus stop drank sum more keep goin stopped old folks home again i went to press buzzer but there was like five cleaners and a security gaurd at the door n came out so was like no we talked some pisssh and i walked straight into a fukin pole while i was starin rght at it man, then got to canal bassin this is funny , there was swans and lil baby swans swanlins or what eva u call em n charmaine was like meh n standin away from them n anton was tryin to pat them n mean while i was tryion to batter them with a stick, then i found suhin more amusin, u know those big masive steel things they put in car parks to stop u from driven in but the can be lifted out, duffy for ur info man there 200 times hever than the ones in hamilton man i almsot broke ma back picckin it up and i was like aww fuk i cnt do this and anton was like cnt be tht heavy man n charmaines jus laughin away avin a lil gigle so i gave it anton to carry n he takin one step wiv it n droped nit n said fuk man thts honestly weighs a ton so i picked it back up thinkin ooh die lil swanies and sharmaines like wid be funnie if it draged u in the canal wiv it so i thrgouh it man i never got dragged in but anton dived out the way n i looked up n there was this big massive fuk off wave cummin right at me i9 was like awwww tae bugery n jus crouched down n got totaly soacked :| n those two where fukin laughin there head off at me so we leave the bassin walkin across this motor way bridge talkin bout jumpin off it n brakin ur legs n stuf n thes cid car drove past n i was look ooh nice car but i ddnt no it was a cid car then the full car lit up in blue n sirens startin goin off anf it flow down the mottor way aat like 20 to 400 miles per hour in a second man i was like oooh lol, so we walked through town n sat at the statue lmao!!! then we walke d abit more n hadsome of the stupidist looks of neds ever man and shit we got up to a beer garden where charmaine stole a ashtray lol then i went round the back of some pub n stole a pint glass n then further up we found a whell trim lol then we got to the doggie toilet n two guys walked out of it lookin well fukin dogie n we stud out side it n shouted in to make sure no one was raped or suhin man cause ur a guy u have ur pride u dnt walk in a womens toilet but we let and sat in a park drank sum more n head down ball hill where nuttin really append prt from anton tryin to catch a kitten then charmaine got draged in by her mum n me n anton walked a massive fukin treq to ma house where we final got in pit up the inflatable bed for anton and got him covers n stuf n we ko'd in like five seconds had an amazin sleep man antons snorin elped me get to sleep :-P then woke up bout 11 45 me n anotn got rdy n we went to..... the statue this is now sunday btw lol and i had alrdy foned rachie tellin her to go to town and meet me got to statue saw sk8er daz and lee then sketch came up sat wiv him talked bout crap emz came up then he left then jayson and lewis came up tellin us how the jus locked thereselves in a lift then they fuked off to do it again mad bastards then rach came up and by tht time still barley neone there then me sketch n rach went n got suhin to eat back to statue sat round sw sum ppl n me n rach went back to mines to do wat we do every sunday, lie in bed n watch dvd's then ma dad taen us out for a meal at like 7 oclock to the mad itialion mafia place (frankie & bennies the hefty gid resturant man) where i got bacon chesseburger n so did rachie n ma dad got spaguhtie or suhin then w got home bout 10 n men rach went back to bed n i tryed to watch the res of the ring n rach fell asleep n then i came down ere n am typin a shit load of shit bout the shitest shit eva :-P well neway man oh yeh i had a boston blue cocktail today man it was like an alcholic slush pupie!!!!! i loved it man!! aye well neay peace out love u bitches!!