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Well we promised a Fem!Sanji fic. Here it is:
When you arrive back at Sabaody you adjust your goatee, smooth your jacket, and give a one-fingered salute to the okama who dropped you off.
That's when you notice the women.
Real women.
Not men-turned-into-women like some of the okama chose to become after
Iva arrived.
And definitely not men-dressed-as-women.
Actual, honest to goodness, born that way women. You haven't seen hide nor hair nor delicate curve of a woman for two years, so it's understandable
you're overwhelmed.
And that's before you notice the men.
Real men.
Manly men.
Who don't wear tights.
Or dresses.
Or anything remotely feminine.
Big buff men -who were never your type (with one exception)- are suddenly as nosebleed inducing as the women.
When you get to Shakky's bar, you aren't too surprised to be the seventh to arrive. After all, Iva had promised you a reward for mastering newkama kenpo
but had been called off the island before you could, so you had waited as long as possible for him. The okama had provided you with a ship, but had been unable to give you what you really wanted.
When you were done being outraged at Zoro's timeliness, ignoring Duval, and drooling over Nami, you decided to go shopping because everything on the ship is two years old and not even Franky's fridge can keep vegetables
fresh that long.
When you find the swordsman while you're looking for fish, you decide to bring him along so he won’t get lost.
It's not because you're itching for a fight.
And it's definitely not because you want to engage in a different kind of
activity.
But when he calls you “number seven” you decide kicking him into a bloody pulp sounds like a good idea.
And when he tries to cop a feel later, you brush him off and tell him to stop. Of course, being Zoro, he thinks this means you want him to drag you
into the nearest alley and kiss you breathless. (Not that the bandages around your chest help.) You kick him away and tell him you aren’t interested in picking up where you left off with him. He can’t deny your obvious lack of erection so he backs off. For now. You aren’t stupid enough to think he won’t come to you the next time he gets horny.
When you get the call from Franky about the Marines, you use the opportunity to make fun of Zoro’s intelligence until you notice the gathering on the
next island. When you hear the sounds you just know Luffy is in the middle of it. So the two of you go to run interference and lead your crazy captain to the Sunny.
The very sight of Perona turns you on like there’s no tomorrow and her scent is even better, but when the whole crew is reunited and you get an eyeful of
how much Nami and Robin have, uh, matured, since you last saw them there is no holding back the explosive nosebleed that’s been building since you arrived on the island. Then Boa Hancock arrives and you turn to stone. At least until Luffy tells you he’s friends with her, then you just freak out. You pass out for a while due to lack of blood later but catch up pretty quickly when you wake up.
You head to the kitchen to put the groceries away and have your theories about Zoro leaving you alone proven correct. He’s up behind you and kissing your neck before you push him off. He demands to know what happened, what changed. You shrug and repeat that you’re not interested in continuing your previous relationship. He asks if there is someone else, if you met someone where you were. You vehemently deny it, after all, you were stuck in okama hell for two years. You tell him the truth: that because of something that happened you are unwilling to get into any sort of relationship. With anyone. He just growls and
stalks off, unsatisfied with your answer.
When the ship is attacked, you’re surprised to see a familiar face from the East Blue, but when the one guy who managed to get on the ship looks at Nami with less than pure thoughts you quickly forget about that and defend her before suffering a third nosebleed.
You recover and manage to maintain consciousness after Nami puts her coat on, and go to help Luffy tame the Kraken. You use the speed you gained fleeing okama to help defend Luffy and turn one of the tentacles into takoyaki, Zoro turns another into sashimi, and then the rubber man knocks the thing out with one punch. You’re distracted by the T-shirt wearing shark, and the three of you end up getting pulled down by the current and losing consciousness again.
When you come to, Zoro has taken off your jacket and shirt and is working on the bandages. You kick him as far away as possible in a bubble and demand
to know what the hell he’s thinking. He silences you with a bruising kiss and continues to undress you. You struggle but there’s really nowhere to go when you’re who knows how deep underwater. Finally, the bandages get loose enough that your breasts pop out.
He freezes. You know that whatever he expected, this wasn't it. You can't think in your panic and wait for his reaction but he's even harder to read now that he has one eye.
When he finally moves, it's to cup your breasts. You weren't expecting that and have to grit your teeth to keep from moaning. It feels even better than when you touch them and you're sure it has everything to do with the fact that it's him.
Zoro's eye widens as something clicks in his tiny brain and he suddenly grabs your crotch and shocks you back into reality. You push him off and tell him that yes, you have been turned into a woman. You proceed to threaten to chop his dick off if he tells anyone. You quickly wrap yourself back up and are buttoning up your shirt when you notice the Hat.
You swear and point it out to the swordsman before turning to survey the surrounding darkness. You hear his muttered curse and feel the vibration of the bubble as he grabs the precious item. You barely spot the sinking form of your captain and kick the bubble over to rescue him.
You work with Zoro to get all the water out of Luffy's lungs. When he regains consciousness, he orders the two of you to find the Kraken so he can
finish taming it. The four of you, including the giant octopus that Luffy had dubbed Surume, begin the search for the Thousand Sunny.
When you finally find the ship you called home, it is under attack by an umibozu. Luffy quickly orders the Kraken to attack. You are overjoyed to be back in the presence of the lovely flowers Nami and Robin but manage to not get another nosebleed. And then a volcano erupts and you have to run away as fast as possible. But just the thought of Fishman Island and the mermaids that live there have you relapsing and causing Chopper to wonder at your ability to have perverted thoughts in the middle of an emergency.
As Surume pulls you down into the trench that leads to the underwater paradise that is your destination, there is another eruption and a landslide threatens to crush the Sunny. Zoro, being a brainless marimo, tries to exit the bubble until the beautiful Robin informs him that the water pressure would kill even him. You know the only reason Luffy is still alive is because he is made of rubber. You can’t help but be impressed when Ussop is the one who ends up saving the crew.
Of course, Strawhat luck being what it is, a stray boulder manages to knock the Kraken unconscious and you plummet into the depths. You ignore yet
another of Brooke’s bad jokes as you and the rest of the crew examine the source of the mysterious light 10,000 meters under the sea: Fishman Island, home to the mermaid princess of your dreams.
Then Chopper tells you that you will die if you meet any mermaids. You quickly inform him, and Ussop, that you would rather look at mermaids and die of a nosebleed, than live your life without fulfilling this dream. Ussop calls you scum, but you think you deserve some happiness after two years in hell.
Then the Kraken abandons ship after you run into a herd of sea monsters whose riders offer you a choice: join the New Fishman Pirates or die. Luffy,
predictably, refuses and Franky blasts you into the bubble that surrounds the island. But when the second bubble leads to the sea, you are unable to fight the current and save Nami-san and Robin-chan.
When you come to for the n-th time that day you are surprised to find yourself in Keimi’s lovely apartment and have her looking cuter than ever. Her soup is delicious even though it’s cold, although she refuses your offer to share warmth.
You nearly lose it when you learn about the mermaid café, but manage to pull through. You deserve every minute of mermaids you can get. You do break down in tears when you see Mermaid Cove. This is your paradise, your All
Blue. If not for the fact that you can feel the bandages holding your breasts down, you would think it was a dream. When one of the beautiful sea creatures grabs your hand, you realize that even though it is real, it won’t last. But then you decide you’re going to try to enjoy every moment.
Then the princes come and you have to hide. But the only available place is in the bosom of one of the mermaids. You try. Really, you do. But you were doomed when they stayed more than thirty seconds.
When you arrive back at Sabaody you adjust your goatee, smooth your jacket, and give a one-fingered salute to the okama who dropped you off.
That's when you notice the women.
Real women.
Not men-turned-into-women like some of the okama chose to become after
Iva arrived.
And definitely not men-dressed-as-women.
Actual, honest to goodness, born that way women. You haven't seen hide nor hair nor delicate curve of a woman for two years, so it's understandable
you're overwhelmed.
And that's before you notice the men.
Real men.
Manly men.
Who don't wear tights.
Or dresses.
Or anything remotely feminine.
Big buff men -who were never your type (with one exception)- are suddenly as nosebleed inducing as the women.
When you get to Shakky's bar, you aren't too surprised to be the seventh to arrive. After all, Iva had promised you a reward for mastering newkama kenpo
but had been called off the island before you could, so you had waited as long as possible for him. The okama had provided you with a ship, but had been unable to give you what you really wanted.
When you were done being outraged at Zoro's timeliness, ignoring Duval, and drooling over Nami, you decided to go shopping because everything on the ship is two years old and not even Franky's fridge can keep vegetables
fresh that long.
When you find the swordsman while you're looking for fish, you decide to bring him along so he won’t get lost.
It's not because you're itching for a fight.
And it's definitely not because you want to engage in a different kind of
activity.
But when he calls you “number seven” you decide kicking him into a bloody pulp sounds like a good idea.
And when he tries to cop a feel later, you brush him off and tell him to stop. Of course, being Zoro, he thinks this means you want him to drag you
into the nearest alley and kiss you breathless. (Not that the bandages around your chest help.) You kick him away and tell him you aren’t interested in picking up where you left off with him. He can’t deny your obvious lack of erection so he backs off. For now. You aren’t stupid enough to think he won’t come to you the next time he gets horny.
When you get the call from Franky about the Marines, you use the opportunity to make fun of Zoro’s intelligence until you notice the gathering on the
next island. When you hear the sounds you just know Luffy is in the middle of it. So the two of you go to run interference and lead your crazy captain to the Sunny.
The very sight of Perona turns you on like there’s no tomorrow and her scent is even better, but when the whole crew is reunited and you get an eyeful of
how much Nami and Robin have, uh, matured, since you last saw them there is no holding back the explosive nosebleed that’s been building since you arrived on the island. Then Boa Hancock arrives and you turn to stone. At least until Luffy tells you he’s friends with her, then you just freak out. You pass out for a while due to lack of blood later but catch up pretty quickly when you wake up.
You head to the kitchen to put the groceries away and have your theories about Zoro leaving you alone proven correct. He’s up behind you and kissing your neck before you push him off. He demands to know what happened, what changed. You shrug and repeat that you’re not interested in continuing your previous relationship. He asks if there is someone else, if you met someone where you were. You vehemently deny it, after all, you were stuck in okama hell for two years. You tell him the truth: that because of something that happened you are unwilling to get into any sort of relationship. With anyone. He just growls and
stalks off, unsatisfied with your answer.
When the ship is attacked, you’re surprised to see a familiar face from the East Blue, but when the one guy who managed to get on the ship looks at Nami with less than pure thoughts you quickly forget about that and defend her before suffering a third nosebleed.
You recover and manage to maintain consciousness after Nami puts her coat on, and go to help Luffy tame the Kraken. You use the speed you gained fleeing okama to help defend Luffy and turn one of the tentacles into takoyaki, Zoro turns another into sashimi, and then the rubber man knocks the thing out with one punch. You’re distracted by the T-shirt wearing shark, and the three of you end up getting pulled down by the current and losing consciousness again.
When you come to, Zoro has taken off your jacket and shirt and is working on the bandages. You kick him as far away as possible in a bubble and demand
to know what the hell he’s thinking. He silences you with a bruising kiss and continues to undress you. You struggle but there’s really nowhere to go when you’re who knows how deep underwater. Finally, the bandages get loose enough that your breasts pop out.
He freezes. You know that whatever he expected, this wasn't it. You can't think in your panic and wait for his reaction but he's even harder to read now that he has one eye.
When he finally moves, it's to cup your breasts. You weren't expecting that and have to grit your teeth to keep from moaning. It feels even better than when you touch them and you're sure it has everything to do with the fact that it's him.
Zoro's eye widens as something clicks in his tiny brain and he suddenly grabs your crotch and shocks you back into reality. You push him off and tell him that yes, you have been turned into a woman. You proceed to threaten to chop his dick off if he tells anyone. You quickly wrap yourself back up and are buttoning up your shirt when you notice the Hat.
You swear and point it out to the swordsman before turning to survey the surrounding darkness. You hear his muttered curse and feel the vibration of the bubble as he grabs the precious item. You barely spot the sinking form of your captain and kick the bubble over to rescue him.
You work with Zoro to get all the water out of Luffy's lungs. When he regains consciousness, he orders the two of you to find the Kraken so he can
finish taming it. The four of you, including the giant octopus that Luffy had dubbed Surume, begin the search for the Thousand Sunny.
When you finally find the ship you called home, it is under attack by an umibozu. Luffy quickly orders the Kraken to attack. You are overjoyed to be back in the presence of the lovely flowers Nami and Robin but manage to not get another nosebleed. And then a volcano erupts and you have to run away as fast as possible. But just the thought of Fishman Island and the mermaids that live there have you relapsing and causing Chopper to wonder at your ability to have perverted thoughts in the middle of an emergency.
As Surume pulls you down into the trench that leads to the underwater paradise that is your destination, there is another eruption and a landslide threatens to crush the Sunny. Zoro, being a brainless marimo, tries to exit the bubble until the beautiful Robin informs him that the water pressure would kill even him. You know the only reason Luffy is still alive is because he is made of rubber. You can’t help but be impressed when Ussop is the one who ends up saving the crew.
Of course, Strawhat luck being what it is, a stray boulder manages to knock the Kraken unconscious and you plummet into the depths. You ignore yet
another of Brooke’s bad jokes as you and the rest of the crew examine the source of the mysterious light 10,000 meters under the sea: Fishman Island, home to the mermaid princess of your dreams.
Then Chopper tells you that you will die if you meet any mermaids. You quickly inform him, and Ussop, that you would rather look at mermaids and die of a nosebleed, than live your life without fulfilling this dream. Ussop calls you scum, but you think you deserve some happiness after two years in hell.
Then the Kraken abandons ship after you run into a herd of sea monsters whose riders offer you a choice: join the New Fishman Pirates or die. Luffy,
predictably, refuses and Franky blasts you into the bubble that surrounds the island. But when the second bubble leads to the sea, you are unable to fight the current and save Nami-san and Robin-chan.
When you come to for the n-th time that day you are surprised to find yourself in Keimi’s lovely apartment and have her looking cuter than ever. Her soup is delicious even though it’s cold, although she refuses your offer to share warmth.
You nearly lose it when you learn about the mermaid café, but manage to pull through. You deserve every minute of mermaids you can get. You do break down in tears when you see Mermaid Cove. This is your paradise, your All
Blue. If not for the fact that you can feel the bandages holding your breasts down, you would think it was a dream. When one of the beautiful sea creatures grabs your hand, you realize that even though it is real, it won’t last. But then you decide you’re going to try to enjoy every moment.
Then the princes come and you have to hide. But the only available place is in the bosom of one of the mermaids. You try. Really, you do. But you were doomed when they stayed more than thirty seconds.