Singing Granny
ahhhhhhhhhh...... daaaamn..... :)
Was in the subway. This old lady enters the car and starts singing out-of-tune Christmas carols. She would occasionally replace words in a song with something else, like:
... weee wish you a merry summer
and a happy new year!
It wouldn't be proper to laugh, so I held it in.
Then she starts whistling bird calls..
I was nearly at the point of bursting out in laughter. My eyes were darting all over the place, and I was trying desperately to draw my attention away from the singing granny.
And then I had the thought... wouldn't it be even funnier if Zanta showed up at that moment and started wishing people a Merry Christmas and started doing push-ups as the singing granny encouraged him with her Christmas carols...
It was agonizing holding in the laughter. I was so relieved when my stop arrived and I could get out of the car and finally let it all out.
ahhh... damn... I feel like a heel.
P.S. Doesn't the black guy on this photo look like he's taking a dump?
Alriiiight.. I better shut up now :)
It's Friday night and I've got 12 seasons of "Married... With Children" to watch. :)
Was in the subway. This old lady enters the car and starts singing out-of-tune Christmas carols. She would occasionally replace words in a song with something else, like:
... weee wish you a merry summer
and a happy new year!
It wouldn't be proper to laugh, so I held it in.
Then she starts whistling bird calls..
I was nearly at the point of bursting out in laughter. My eyes were darting all over the place, and I was trying desperately to draw my attention away from the singing granny.
And then I had the thought... wouldn't it be even funnier if Zanta showed up at that moment and started wishing people a Merry Christmas and started doing push-ups as the singing granny encouraged him with her Christmas carols...
It was agonizing holding in the laughter. I was so relieved when my stop arrived and I could get out of the car and finally let it all out.
ahhh... damn... I feel like a heel.
P.S. Doesn't the black guy on this photo look like he's taking a dump?
Alriiiight.. I better shut up now :)
It's Friday night and I've got 12 seasons of "Married... With Children" to watch. :)