GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY
aaaahhhh I just really wanna do this because Izzy is always so nice to me and she draws me stupid pictures and she's such a godamn sweetie and I just love her ok I just wanna hug her and squish her face to my bosom and be like "SHH ONLY HUGS NOW" but anyways yeah there are my feelings
ANYWAYS IZZY HI IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY BUT I GUESS YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.
WE ARE NOW THE SAME AGE. FUNNY HOW CLOSE OUR BIRTHDAYS ARE, HUH?
ANYWAYS HERE HAVE THIS DORKY MESSAGE IN ADORABLE STARS BECAUSE FUCK THEY ARE JUST SO CUTE, KINDA LIKE YOU =3
I REALLY HOPE YOU HAVE A REALLY HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND THAT YOU GET AWESOME GIFTS THAT WILL MAKE YOU ASDFGHJKL;
AND I AM A LOSER SO I HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER BUT MY HUGS AND LOVE
NO ASDFGHJKL;S THERE
BUT ANYWAYS YES HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN
BECAUSE GOSH, I CAN HARDLY THINK OF ANYONE WHO DESERVES IT AS MUCH AS YOU
YOU DESERVE ALL OF THE RAINBOWS MAN
ALL OF THEM
AND ALL PARTIES
OR AT LEAST ALL INTERNET ONES
DESERVE SOME GIFS
AND ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK
SO HERE
warning this is a very gay post