Mary Chrismas!
I'm giving Mother Nature an ultimatum; either cut it out with the cold and snow or extend Christmas until temperatures start reaching 50 with some regularity. You might need to confer other mythical forces if you opt for the latter, but you can do it, I have faith in your abilities.
Hey economy, get your ass in gear!
I went to Florida. It's better than here. It has Disney. All we have is Whalom Park. And that's been closed for years!
Pointing fight!
There's not even any sun here! Florida has it all.
We can stay with Mickey, he said it's cool.
Nnnauurrrrghhh!
Bye, everyone!